Ariel: Cows are from outer space.
Ariel: Those are chicken abortions.
Reese: I just ran into the wall!
Meagan: What happened?
Reese: Well, I was running from the Amish people...
Whitney: Are there any black Amish people?
Miriam: Well...I have a friend that gets pretty dark in the summertime.
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Ariel: Died at 35.
Abraham Lincoln was assasinated much later in his life by John Wilkes Booth, and did not die from eggs, but from a fatal gun shot.