Jake(talking to Bill): Your going to do for gays and lesbians, what pants did for weather girls.
Jake: Oh my God, you can't trust a pegger with your biscuit.
Jake: Dennis, it's a little early for the stampede, isn't it?
Dennis(dressed as a cowboy): Everyone in town, thinks i'm gay, so i put on the most masculine outifit i have.
Alternative title for this episode: My Big Fat Gay Wedding