(After Kathy speaks to Anderson about various clothing designers): Kathy: Can you just call and they make it for you? Like, is there some seamstress at Prada who's furiously sewing for your next conflict? Anderson: No, no. Kathy: Are you sure? Anderson: I, I -- yes, no. Kathy: Your fly's open. Anderson: Is it? (Checking his zipper) No, it's not. Kathy: Made you look. Sorry, Andy!
Kathy: Now. you don't ever go clubbing with Paris Hilton? Anderson: I have never been clubbing with Paris Hilton. Kathy: What about Nicky? Anderson: Who? Kathy: Nicky. Anderson: Nicky... Kathy: Hilton. Anderson: Hilton? Oh, her sister, no, never. I don't know these people. Why would I hang out with these people?
(After Kathy makes fun of Paris Hilton in jail) Larry King: What's your favorite Bible passage? Paris Hilton: Hmm. I don't have a favorite.
Kathy: Now do you know Paris Hilton personally? Anderson: No, never met her. Kathy: Admit it. Anderson: I have no desire to.
Anderson: Is it comedian or comedienne? Kathy: It's really comic. Anderson: It is comic. Kathy: But comedian is fine... Anderson: OK. Kathy: ... you sexist pig.
Anderson: You had a horrific fall as well. Kathy Griffin: Yes, it was in Great Britain. And Sharon Osbourne told me that if you stumble out of a taxi when you're drunk, and if you're photographed, it makes you more famous. So I actually called the paparazzi, but on some Chanel... Anderson: You staged this. Kathy: I staged it. Anderson: We have the photo. There it is. Kathy: There I am. And it went around the world. And that is why I'm on your broadcast tonight globally saying Happy New Year.
Kathy Griffin: Celebrity falls were huge this year, very trendy. And a lot of people went down, from beauty pageants to even the Beyonce.
(After Anderson welcomes Kathy to the show) Kathy Griffin: It is such a treat for you to be here with me tonight, I must -- the excitement is electric. Anderson: You feel the electricity coming off me? Kathy: It is tangible. Let me tell you something, this has been a big year in the news. I don't know if you're on the big news stories because I know you do more of the fluff, but the biggest story for me in '07 is Kathy Griffin wins the Emmy.
Musical guests: Live in Atlanta: Widespread Panic singing Up All Night & Miranda Lambert singing Famous in a Small Town. Earth, Wind & Fire performing in Las Vegas.
Other Guest Stars: Ben Ferguson Michael Vick Ken Sunshine
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