Anderson Cooper |
Host |
Kathy Griffin |
Herself |
Marion Jones |
Herself |
Guest Star |
George Mitchell (II) |
Himself |
Guest Star |
Will Ferrell |
Himself |
Guest Star |
Tom Foreman |
CNN Correspondent |
Recurring Role |
Jeffrey Toobin |
CNN Senior Legal Analyst |
Recurring Role |
Amy Holmes |
CNN Political Analyst |
Recurring Role |
(After Kathy speaks to Anderson about various clothing designers):
Kathy: Can you just call and they make it for you? Like, is there some seamstress at Prada who's furiously sewing for your next conflict?
Anderson: No, no.
Kathy: Are you sure?
Anderson: I, I -- yes, no.
Kathy: Your fly's open.
Anderson: Is it? (Checking his zipper) No, it's not.
Kathy: Made you look. Sorry, Andy!
Kathy: Now. you don't ever go clubbing with Paris Hilton?
Anderson: I have never been clubbing with Paris Hilton.
Kathy: What about Nicky?
Anderson: Who?
Kathy: Nicky.
Anderson: Nicky...
Kathy: Hilton.
Anderson: Hilton? Oh, her sister, no, never. I don't know these people. Why would I hang out with these people?
(After Kathy makes fun of Paris Hilton in jail)
Larry King: What's your favorite Bible passage?
Paris Hilton: Hmm. I don't have a favorite.
Kathy: Now do you know Paris Hilton personally?
Anderson: No, never met her.
Kathy: Admit it.
Anderson: I have no desire to.
Anderson: Is it comedian or comedienne?
Kathy: It's really comic.
Anderson: It is comic.
Kathy: But comedian is fine...
Anderson: OK.
Kathy: ... you sexist pig.
Anderson: You had a horrific fall as well.
Kathy Griffin: Yes, it was in Great Britain. And Sharon Osbourne told me that if you stumble out of a taxi when you're drunk, and if you're photographed, it makes you more famous. So I actually called the paparazzi, but on some Chanel...
Anderson: You staged this.
Kathy: I staged it.
Anderson: We have the photo. There it is.
Kathy: There I am. And it went around the world. And that is why I'm on your broadcast tonight globally saying Happy New Year.
Kathy Griffin: Celebrity falls were huge this year, very trendy. And a lot of people went down, from beauty pageants to even the Beyonce.
(After Anderson welcomes Kathy to the show)
Kathy Griffin: It is such a treat for you to be here with me tonight, I must -- the excitement is electric.
Anderson: You feel the electricity coming off me?
Kathy: It is tangible. Let me tell you something, this has been a big year in the news. I don't know if you're on the big news stories because I know you do more of the fluff, but the biggest story for me in '07 is Kathy Griffin wins the Emmy.
Musical guests:
Live in Atlanta: Widespread Panic singing Up All Night & Miranda Lambert singing Famous in a Small Town.
Earth, Wind & Fire performing in Las Vegas.
Other Guest Stars:
Ben Ferguson
Michael Vick
Ken Sunshine
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