Andromeda

Harper: (when Doyle rags on him for losing the crystals) Haven't you ever made a mistake?
Doyle: Not one that threatened nine planets and millions of lives.
Harper: Doyle, as hot as you are, you do nothing for my self image.

Thux: (interrogating Dylan about the Vedran crystals) How do I travel between planets? Where do I put the crystals?
Dylan: Well, that would be where the sun never shines, pal.
Thux: That's rude! (he decks Dylan)

Dylan: This is serious stuff, Orlund. You have to understand that. Orlund: Understood. Dylan: Yeah, well there's understanding and there's understanding. Orlund: I understand.

Harper: Man, for beings so smart, Vedrans sure made things unnecessarily complicated. Orlund: What would Dylan do? What would HE do? Harper: Something heroic, unexpected, counterintuitive, brilliant. Orlund (thinks a few seconds): I got nothing. Harper: Took the words right out of my mouth.