Andromeda

Beka: Ever feel like it's your lucky day? Harper: Uh-huh. Funny thing is, usually whenever I do, it hasn't been a very good one.

Trance: History is full of lies. Dylan: Ain't that the truth.

Beka: Just once, I'd like to rescue an ugly woman. Harper: What? And ruin my chances of being smitten by or smoting a beautiful woman? Leave me alone. I can't love straight when I'm in think. Dylan: Whatever that means.

Dylan: Mr. Harper, it's not our job to avoid trouble. Harper: It's a good thing, because it's sure got a way of finding us.

Harper: Wait a minute! How come we always have to be the ones to rescue people? Dylan: Because I love to see you squirm.