This episode is hilarious. and in some ways even kinda dark. it's just great. and we get even more Fred. and all the actors looked pretty hot in this episode as well.
9.8
"Superb"
Carpe Noctem
This episode isn't just hilarious but it's very cool as well. David is such a great actor. and so is Amy. they all look very hot in this episode and at the end Willow calls them to tell them that Buffy is alive.
cut to the office. Fred startles the gang. she talks about Angel being deep and all. she is in love with him. then he comes and he wants to go out but nobody but Fred wants to go with him so they go together and Angel says that the rest doesn't know how to make fun anymore. cut to a guy after having sex with two girls but they are tired. he goes but he feels bad and then does a spell and then smelts leaving the girls screaming and his skin fall on the ground.
the credits start
cut to Fred talking to Wes about the wonderful time she had with Angel. then cut to Cordy going over to Angel and telling him about Fred and that he has to tell her it was only a movie. he doesn't want to but she takes him but he starts about that guy and Wes says that there was something about that a while ago. They are gonna investigate it and Angel doesn't say anything about Fred. cut to Gavin meeting up Lilah. they talk about the thing Gavin is planning and that Angel is the art and he's curious what he will do and he says that Lilah doesn't know Angel as much as she thought.
cut to them in the office and Angel ignores Fred and tells the gang what to do and he's going with Cordy to a gym where all those guys went and they leave Fred all alone. cut to Cordy and Angel going in the gym and she keeps telling him to talk to Fred. then she sees some hot guys and goes over to them. she starts to flirt with them while Angel ask another guy who is gonna help him or Angel is gonna tell the boss about the guys. he tells him that they had the same lessons and Angel goes to those and sees an old guy watching. he goes to tell Cordy and goes to that house.
cut to Angel going to that old man. he is weird and he likes to watch. he doesn't know the guys but then starts to do a spell on Angel and suddenly the change of bodies and Marcus knocks Angel out. Marcus goes to Cordy and they are going to ride to the hotel. they didn't find anything and Marcus is flirting all around. then they arrive and they talk about Fred and Marcus looks at himself and thinks he's gay. Cordy leaves.
cut to Angel waking up and he looks in the mirror. he calls the office but Marcus takes up the phone and says that Cordy is very hot and then hangs up again. Angel has to go back to be Ryan and he acts as if he knows who he is. cut to Cordy coming back and Marcus waking up. Cordy still tells him to talk with Fred. then comes Wesley in the office and he thinks he's Fred. and Cordy tells him again to talk to Fred and then goes. He tells Wes to sit down and that what they had and did to put behind and then Wes doesn't really get it and then they hug but Cordy calls Wesley and Marcus asks if he's Wes and he says he is so they go back and Marcus realised that Fred is a girl. Angel goes and eats with the rest, they need to interview some hookers but Gunn and Wes want it so Cordy will do it. Angel says that woman are more than a piece of meet and then they leave.
cut to Angel trying to escape but an old man bothers him. cut to Marcus shripping those papers and Fred comes and sees it. and he says she's beautiful and wants to go out with her and she's very happy and goes to her room to change, cut to Lilah and she takes those things so that Gavin doesn't win. he says that she's a very beautiful woman (he said that to Fred too) and gives her a drink. cut to Angel making the alarm go and then try to escape but then has a heart attack. cut to Marcus again and he seduces Lilah and they start to make out and Fred sees it but then goes away. cut back and Angel vamps and bites Lilah.
Lilah pushes him away and says that he will never get close to her again. and then he goes to the mirror because he felt his face different and he can't see himself and is all creeped out. cut to Angel waking up. Ryan is next to his bed and says that if he ever has another heartattack it could be his last. cut to Cordy coming in the office. she hears Fred crying and goes over to her. Cordy knows that she had a talk with Angel and she told him to and then she asks to make out with a woman on the desk and she says no. she asks what woman. cut to Marcus in a club seducing a girl. they go out and make out and her boyfriend is looking for her. then he bites her and they come out. Marcus beats them up and realises he will live forever so there is only one thing he only has to do.
cut to the office. Wes doesn't get it but then realises that the guys who died where acting strange too. so they think whomever did it to Angel as well and they think it was in that old hotel so they need to go there. cut to Angel trying to escape and then comes Marcus. he sees him and says hi dad. Angel goes into his room and Marcus follows him. but Angel says he has something he will never have...friends. and they beat Marcus down and now they ned to reverse the bodies and Fred hits Marcus on his head.
cut to Angel and Marcus then changing bodies and then Marcus wakes up. he says that Angel doesn't deserve that body and then has a heartattack and Angel and the rest leave. cut to Fred in the garden. Angel joins her and she said that Cordy already explained. and that it's okay. and that sometimes love is bad. then Cordy goes to Angel and says that Willow is on the phone. Buffy's alive and Angel then goes and Fred asks herself who's Buffy.
Black Out
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Best episode quotes:
Fred: Sorry! Did - did I startle you guys?
Wesley: No.
Cordelia: Only in the sense of shocking and jolting us. - What's up?
Fred: Nothing. Just taking a little stroll and... Why would girls wanna look like that? I spent years in a cave starving. What's their excuse?"
Cordelia: Fashion.
Fred: So - everybody's just reading and hanging out?
Cordelia: Angel's upstairs.
Fred: Oh. - He's probably reading, too. He's so deep, you know? Thoughtful. I'm guessing "The Brothers Karmazov", Joyce, a little Goethe to round things out.
Angel: Am I the only one who read this?
Wesley: Read what?
Angel: Charlton Heston. Double feature! At the Nu-art. "Soylent Green" and - "The Omega Man.
Gunn: Wow.
Angel: It's two for one. Did I mention, Charlton Heston? Who's in?
Fred: That sounds great!
Angel: Fred. Wesley?
Wesley: Well, I'm in the middle of translating Fassad's guide from the original Sumerian.
Angel: Gunn. Cordy? Looks like it's just you and me, Fred. - Well, the worm certainly has turned.
Fred: Y-y-yeah. The worm's turning and... Am I the worm?
Angel: No. You may not know this, Fred, but certain friends and co-workers have been known to accuse me of being the quiet, stay at home, sulky one. Some people - just don't know how to have fun anymore.
Fred: And he opened every door for me and he paid for the tickets. And even bought a giant popcorn. And every few minutes he'd go like this. Because he wanted me to know it was okay for me to have some. And he's so lonely because he's the last man on earth.
Wesly: Angel?
Fred: No! Charlton Heston. The Omega Man? Omega being the last letter of the Greek alphabet so it's a metaphor. And he walks on the street side and not the building side. It's old-fashioned, but kind of chivalrous, you know?"
Wesley: We're back to talking about Angel.
Fred: Right. And even though he didn't talk a lot, it was still okay. It was comfortable. It wasn't that awkward kind of quiet. You know that awkward kind of quiet?
Wesley: No. That's never happened to me.
Cordelia: You need to talk to Fred.
Angel: What about?
Cordelia: About the big date you guys had last night.
Angel: Woah! Date? - It was just a movie.
Cordelia: That's what you need to tell her. She's in there going on and on about what a super time you guys had.
Angel: She's just enthusiastic. Don't read too much into it.
Cordelia: She's got the big puppy love. I mean, who wouldn't? You're handsome, and brave, and heroic, emotionally stunted, erratic, prone to turning evil and, lets face it, a eunuch.
Angel: Hey, how can you... I'm not a eunuch.
Gavin: Good morning, Lilah.
Lilah: Good morning. Well, here we are at my office. Bye.
Gavin: You're a though one. I know I'm gonna have to earn your respect. But give me a little time. You'll see I'm a creative guy.
Lilah: Oh, like your 'lets torment Angel with building code violations' idea? Uh, so machiavellian! We'll just drown him in red tape.
Gavin: There are other level's to this, Lilah. Avenues of interest I have... One of them being: does Angel even exist?
Lilah: Are you getting metaphysical on me?
Gavin: No. The guy has no social security number, no tax payer ID, no last name as far as I know. How can he go down to the building department, or anywhere else in officialdom for that matter? - He's the rat and we're the maze. Don't you wanna see what he'll do next?
Lilah: He might just rip out your throat.
Gavin: Do you think he'd do something that cliched? Gosh. Maybe you don't know him as well as you think.
Phil: You know, I-I-I don't see anything that connects the three of them - except they were all in the evening Pilates class together.
Angel: Pilates, is that like Tae-bo?
Phil: Yeah - if you're living in 1999.
Marcus: Cordelia... have I ever told you you are a very beautiful woman?
Cordelia: Ha, ha. Very funny. I know you never said anything that tacky or overt to Fred. But you're still gonna have that talk - whether you want to or not.
Marcus: Talk with Fred.
Cordelia: Yes! Just - keep it simple. One: you're not like other men. Two: there is no room in the workplace for romance.
Marcus: Romance with Fred. - So I'm a... Obviously.
Marcus: Hey. How're you doing?
Wesley: Alright. Well... - you?
Marcus: So, we gotta talk. The thing is, I've got nothing against you personally. It's just...O-ho, this is gonna be harder than I-I thought. I just don't know how to spit this out.
Wesley: Angel. Whatever it is, you know I'm here for you.
Marcus: Yeah. That may be the problem. I mean, whatever we - had... - whatever we - did. I just think that we should keep that - behind us. - Start from scratch. You know, two men working side by side. But, you know, none of that - funny stuff. Shake on that?
Wesley: I guess.
Marcus: Hey, all right. Gimme a hug.
Marcus: Thanks, bro. Keep the change on that.
Gunn: O-kay.
Cordelia: Escorts. Oh, you mean hookers?
Gunn: I should probably interview them right away - while the trail is hot.
Wesley: Ah, I'll take this one. You interviewed the hotel staff. It's only fair if we divvy it up.
Gunn: Yeah, but I figured it out.
Cordelia: I'll interview the hookers. Are there any men who aren't just dogs?
Marcus: Not very many, I'm afraid. You know a woman is more than a piece of meat. I'm sorry. That's just how I feel.
Marcus: Fred - mmm. Have I ever told you you are a very beautiful woman?
Fred: Uhm - no?
Marcus: Do you like olives? Tell you what, I have some work I have to finish up here. Why don't you go on upstairs and put on something pretty and we'll go out on the town.
Fred: Really?
Marcus: And that's just for starters.
Fred: Okay, I'll just - I'll go and - okay.
Marcus: Hoo! And what can I do for you?
Lilah: Don't go all nightstalker on me. I'm here to do you a favor. We both agree that business with Cordelia was just business, right?
Marcus: Sure.
Lilah: It's all in there. Earthquake safe certification, statement of asbestos level compliance... All of it. I'm not playing you here. It's not about you. It's about Gavin. He thinks he's so smart. - You're welcome.
Marcus: I'm sorry. Thanks. That was a really - thoughtful favor. - How about a drink? Have I ever told you you're a very beautiful woman?
Cordelia: If Julia Roberts ever makes a realistic movie about being an escort, I think it should be called pretty skanky woman. Angel? - Fred! Fred. What's wrong? What happened?
Fred: I should've knocked. I always forget to knock because, you know, I didn't have a door for so long. He called me a sweetheart. But it's just an expression, isn't it? Like when a waitress calls you honey, it doesn't mean your special or anything. It's just a word, right? Sweetheart.
Cordelia: Is this about Angel? Oh. - He talked to you, didn't he? This is all my fault. I told him to do that.
Fred: You told him to make out with that woman on the desk?
Wesley: I do not believe it. On my desk?
Gunn: Well, it did used to be his. Maybe he was just kinda - reclaiming it.
Wesley: How? By marking it? - This isn't like him.
Cordelia: What? This is totally like him. Doing the mystery dance with some cheap blonde?
Fred: Brunette. She was a cheap brunette.
Cordelia: You're right. This isn't like him.
Angel: So, I guess you finally found a body that won't burn out, huh, Marcus?
Marcus: Looks like.
Angel: Only one way you can keep it though, right? You got to kill yourself!
Marcus: Mmm! I can live with that!
Angel: You sure? I don't think you really know what you're getting into.
Marcus: Oh, I know what I'm getting into. You're the one that doesn't seem to know what you had. As far as I can tell you were the world's worst vampire. Vampires don't help people, you moron - they kill 'em! Here, let me show you.
Angel: You may have the attitude, and you may have the power - but there is one thing you don't have, and never will: friends. Four of them, standing behind you with big, heavy things.
Angel: Guys! It's about time. It's him - he's the one who's been casting that spell.
Cordelia: You're Angel? With that cologne? I don't think so.
Marcus: You...! You don't deserve that body!
Angel: Funny. I was gonna say the same thing to you. I tell you why you have a weak heart, Marcus. You never use it.
Marcus: You're pathetic! You're all pa...
Angel: You should try and keep a lid on that rage, Marcus. It's - not healthy.
Angel: Hi.
Fred: Hey. - How's your head? S-sorry about all that...
Angel: Ah, I - gather I - had it coming.
Fred: Mmm. - Yes.
Angel: Fred, I've been meaning to talk to you about something.
Fred: Okay. Is this about how you're not like other men - what with that curse and all... and how you're really fond of me, but that's as far at it goes?
Angel: Uhm... - yeah.
Fred: Cordelia explained it to me. She said you'd probably just screw it up.
Angel: Oh, she did, did she? - And she's probably right. What?
Fred: It's like something out of Fitzgerald. - The man who can have everything but love. - Well, maybe in some ways you're better off, because love is... - Well, in a way it's everything. - But it's also heartache and disappointment. - And those are good things to avoid.
Cordelia: Angel, Willow's on the phone... She's alive! Buffy's alive!
Fred: Buffy?
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Story: 10
Acting: 10
Writing: 10
Picture: 10
Gripping: 9
My Rank: 10
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Total: 9.8