Welcome to the new and improved Lorne's in beautiful Washington D.C. We have built a new location at the Washington Mall, specifically we are next to the Washington Monument. It's not visible to naked eye, but it's there. This is a magical place that is violence free. All the major players in all the previous editions of Lorne's are back. They are quite literal and have a new boss, Z'Anya. Yes, Z'Anya. She is even more literal than the Zombie staff.
When you enter Lorne's you must take off your shoes because we don't want to leave scuff marks on these marble floors. In the hallway, there are portraits of our past presidents. Once you leave the main hallway, there is a huge room that has the many Geek Thrones that members of this community have achieved. Lorne's has also added a triple-decked trapoline for you all to jump on. Unfortunately, the Bored Eliza Dushku Bot was broken when SleepTight played with her last. Unfortunately, Willow has been out of contact for the last year, so unless we find her or Gaius Baltar, it will be permamently out of commission.
If you want to take a tour of nation's capital, feel free to ask our brand new zombie tour guides, which are Z'Chester A. Arthur, Z'Warren Harding and Z'Lyndon B. Johnson.
Now, lets get this party started.




