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LORNE's at the Washington Mall

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    PilotofSerenity

    [1]Jan 17, 2009
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    Welcome to the new and improved Lorne's in beautiful Washington D.C. We have built a new location at the Washington Mall, specifically we are next to the Washington Monument. It's not visible to naked eye, but it's there. This is a magical place that is violence free. All the major players in all the previous editions of Lorne's are back. They are quite literal and have a new boss, Z'Anya. Yes, Z'Anya. She is even more literal than the Zombie staff.

    When you enter Lorne's you must take off your shoes because we don't want to leave scuff marks on these marble floors. In the hallway, there are portraits of our past presidents. Once you leave the main hallway, there is a huge room that has the many Geek Thrones that members of this community have achieved. Lorne's has also added a triple-decked trapoline for you all to jump on. Unfortunately, the Bored Eliza Dushku Bot was broken when SleepTight played with her last. Unfortunately, Willow has been out of contact for the last year, so unless we find her or Gaius Baltar, it will be permamently out of commission.

    If you want to take a tour of nation's capital, feel free to ask our brand new zombie tour guides, which are Z'Chester A. Arthur, Z'Warren Harding and Z'Lyndon B. Johnson.

    Now, lets get this party started.

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    tjaman

    [2]Jan 17, 2009
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    Nice place! I want to call Z'Warren Harding "Z'Woody."

    What happens if George Bush stops by and all of our shoes are sitting there in the entryway?
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    tjaman

    [3]Jan 17, 2009
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    I mean, not only might he prank us all by putting aerosol cheese in them, but what are we reasonably to fling?
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    PilotofSerenity

    [4]Jan 17, 2009
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    tjaman wrote:
    I mean, not only might he prank us all by putting aerosol cheese in them, but what are we reasonably to fling?
    We have a shoe/coat room that is under 23 and a half hours surveillance, guarded by the Aaron Pierce Bot with the other 30 minutes guarded by Z'Kelso.
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    masterofaeons

    [5]Jan 17, 2009
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    Me: Hey! Warren! Didn't Willow kill you in Season 6?
    Z'Warren Harding: Learn history, you illiterate hippie!
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    tjaman

    [6]Jan 17, 2009
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    If Z'Kelso is guarding them then we'll for sure have cheese in our shoes, because that's where he keeps it.
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    The_Phoenix89

    [7]Jan 17, 2009
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    WHAT?! The Bored Eliza Dushku Bot is broken?!!! Thats terrible. When did this happen?
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    fatfreeoreos

    [8]Jan 17, 2009
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    Whoa, no idea what's goin' on, but happy to be in DC at last.
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    Bufangel

    [9]Jan 17, 2009
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    Nobody can put cheese in my shoes cos i went barefoot today! Hahahaha
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    fatfreeoreos

    [10]Jan 18, 2009
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    Well, I am barefoot now and freshly showered, so I will stab anyone with a fork who comes near my clean feet with cheese products. Just a friendly warning.
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    PilotofSerenity

    [11]Jan 19, 2009
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    How about a song. It's the brand new song by U2, released to the radio today.

    Get On Your Boots -U2

    GET ON YOUR BOOTS

    The future needs a big kiss
    Winds blows with a twist
    Never seen a moon like this
    Can you see it too?

    Night is falling everywhere
    Rockets at the fun fair
    Satan loves a bomb scare
    But he won't scare you

    Hey, sexy boots
    Get on your boots, yeah

    You free me from the dark dream
    Candy floss ice cream
    All our kids are screaming
    But the ghosts aren't real

    Here's where we gotta be
    Love and community
    Laughter is eternity
    If joy is real

    You don't know how beautiful
    You don't know how beautiful you are
    You don't know, and you don't get it, do you?
    You don't know how beautiful you are

    That's someone's stuff they're blowing up
    We're into growing up
    Women of the future
    Hold the big revelations

    I got a submarine
    You got gasoline
    I don't want to talk about wars between nations

    Not right now

    Hey sexy boots...
    Get on your boots, yeah
    Not right now
    Bossy boots

    You don't know how beautiful
    You don't know how beautiful you are
    You don't know, and you don't get it, do you?
    You don't know how beautiful you are

    Hey sexy boots
    I don't want to talk about the wars between the nations
    Sexy boots, yeah

    Let me in the sound
    Let me in the sound
    Let me in the sound, sound
    Let me in the sound, sound
    Meet me in the sound

    Let me in the sound
    Let me in the sound, now
    God, I'm going down
    I don't wanna drown now
    Meet me in the sound

    Let me in the sound
    Let me in the sound
    Let me in the sound, sound
    Let me in the sound, sound
    Meet me in the sound

    Get on your boots
    Get on your boots
    Get on your boots
    Yeah hey hey

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    Charisma69

    [12]Jan 19, 2009
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    Hello everyone. Nice new place. I'll only be here for a short time as I have to go find the new Battlestar Galactica episode. My DVR had an issue while I was at "Riley's". It had to be reformatted apparently so it deleted everything I had. Including the latest BG episode.

    I lost all of the eps of "My Own Worst Enemy" which I hadn't gotten around to watching yet. I lost the "Numbers" episodes. I was actually on this season, and I was up to November I believe. The last ep I seen was the one with the train crash so whenever that one aired that's where I was.

    Now I have to reprogram it to record all my shows which means I have to pay attention to when things start back up if they aren't on this week. This is the second time my DVR has done this since I got it, but I've had it for four or five years now so maybe it was time. I just hope the thing isn't on it's last legs or anything because I'm so used to watching things when I want now instead of when they actually air that I don't think I can go back. It'd be like going back to dial-up after having broadband.

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    AuntArlene

    [13]Jan 19, 2009
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    Aw, that sucks! Good luck with your hunt.
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    Charisma69

    [14]Jan 19, 2009
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    AuntArlene wrote:
    Aw, that sucks! Good luck with your hunt.

    Actually, you can watch the ep on SciFi.com, Hulu.com, and even TV.com. I just finished and it was awesome! Though I'm a bit in shock from a few things.

    Speaking of shock, I had to turn off my ad blocker in order to watch the ep on SciFi.com. I didn't realize how much stuff it really blocked, including my own banner's in my sig line.

    The Dr. Horrible banners kept disappearing when I tried to add them to my sig line so I tried several more times. Even when I looked where I'd pasted them they weren't visable. Imagine my surprise when I see 4 banners. OMFG, I can't believe I've been running with so many banners on my posts since July. It never occured to me that it would block me from seeing something I put up myself.

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    tjaman

    [15]Jan 19, 2009
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    My DVR did the same thing, Cordy. The people at Midco said the networks had been fussing about with things in the countdown to digital which made everything go flooey and believe me when programs I wanted to record went skating on by I very much wanted an ass to kick.

    Only thing they could recommend was to keep an eye on your series recordings between now and then and be ready to reset stuff.

    Erg. Arg.

    P.S. -- Ah, so that's why you had four of those things.
    Edited on 01/19/2009 4:45pm
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    AuntArlene

    [16]Jan 19, 2009
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    I have a confession. I watched the BSG miniseries and the first two episodes and...

    I didn't love it.

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    tjaman

    [17]Jan 19, 2009
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    It took me a dozen episodes to really care about it much, but now I do, so I need to see it through to the end.
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    fatfreeoreos

    [18]Jan 19, 2009
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    I was wondering why you had four of the same banner going. I just thought you really, really, really, really loved Dr Horrible.
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    Charisma69

    [19]Jan 19, 2009
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    fatfreeoreos wrote:
    I was wondering why you had four of the same banner going. I just thought you really, really, really, really loved Dr Horrible.
    Well, I do really love it but I didn't really mean to have four banners.

    At least I know my ad blocking software really blocks all ads. No wonder I usually don't know what you guys are talking about when you complain about all the ads on this site.

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    tjaman

    [20]Jan 19, 2009
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    It's ... pretty well funded.
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