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    TrentandSam1

    [1]Aug 16, 2008
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    SPOILER ALERT IF YOU HAVE NOT WATCHED ALL EPISODES OF ANGEL.

    My favorite quotes were all in one scene. And that scene was when Angel was showing Connor around Wolfram and Hart in the episode "Origin." When they reached the Training room, they saw illyria's foot was on Spike's head. The Scene went like this:

    Angel: You guys wanna come here for a second?

    (illyria took her foot off of Spike's head and turned to face Angel)

    Connor: What is she?

    (Spike gets to his feet)

    Angel: She's a...to be honest, I really don't know. She's some sort of ancient demon.

    Connor: She have any powers?

    Spike: Glad you asked. So far, I've established she can hit like a Mack truch, selectively alter time and uh...(Spike flipped through some papers he had on his clipboard) possibly talk to plants

    By this point, I was laughing a little. But the scene was not over.

    illyria (speaking to Angel): I'd like to keep Spike as my pet.

    This made me laugh a little harder. But the scene still continued.

    Angel: Connor, this is Spike and illyria. Guys, this is Connor.

    (Connor swung his arms nervously at his side as he saw illyria)

    Connor (to illyria): Hi

    (illyria stared at him looking up and down his body, then into his eyes)

    illyria: Your body warms.

    illyria (to Angel): This one is lusting after me

    Connor: Oh no, I-I-

    (Connor looked down chuckling in embarrassment)

    Connor: It's just that-It's the outfit.

    (Connor (whispering to Angel): I've always had a thing for older women

    Angel (mumbling to himself): They were supposed to fix that. ("They" referring to Cyvus Vail and Wolfrom and Hart who had erased Connor's memories due to a deal made by Angel and Wolfram and Hart)

    In my opinion, these were the best quotes throughout the series. By the time the scene was done, I was laughing so hard. I've watched the scene many times and it never got old to me because I still laugh hysterically. It may not be as funny reading it, but if you watched it, it's extremely funny. But Anyways, what were your favorite quotes?

    Edited on 08/16/2008 10:22pm
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    MrsMcDreamy87

    [2]Aug 17, 2008
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    This is by far my favourite quote.

    Cordelia: (Standing) I'm not a sniveling, whiney little cry-Buffy. I'm the nastiest girl in Sunnydale history. I take crap from no one - RM w/a vu

    Edited on 08/17/2008 12:47pm
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    Msblakelewis

    [3]Aug 17, 2008
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    MrsMcDreamy87 wrote:

    This is by far my favourite quote.

    Cordelia: (Standing) I'm not a sniveling, whiney little cry-Buffy. I'm the nastiest girl in Sunnydale history. I take crap from no one - RM w/a vu



    Oh yeah i loved that quote.
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    marto_dd

    [4]Aug 17, 2008
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    Cordy: "We take what we can get, champ. And we do our best with it."
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    aplourey

    [5]Aug 18, 2008
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    Wesley: Probe. Let's not lose probe. (Fred and Gunn stare at him) Hope. Let's not lose hope. ---- Spin The Bottle
    Edited on 08/18/2008 12:46am
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    eimajamie

    [6]Aug 18, 2008
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    Cordelia: Hello Salty Goodness! - Spin the Bottle

    that line just cracked me up
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    Msblakelewis

    [7]Aug 19, 2008
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    marto_dd wrote:
    Cordy: "We take what we can get, champ. And we do our best with it."


    haha i was already balling during that quote, that scene was so sad to me
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    lexi_1793

    [8]Aug 19, 2008
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    Wesley - My ass is not Pansy
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    clau019

    [9]Aug 19, 2008
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    Gunn: "What happened to you man?" Wes: "I had my throat cut and all my friens abandoned me". (Spin the bottle)
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    NejiKusa

    [10]Aug 20, 2008
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    TrentandSam1 wrote:

    SPOILER ALERT IF YOU HAVE NOT WATCHED ALL EPISODES OF ANGEL.

    My favorite quotes were all in one scene. And that scene was when Angel was showing Connor around Wolfram and Hart in the episode "Origin." When they reached the Training room, they saw illyria's foot was on Spike's head. The Scene went like this:

    Angel: You guys wanna come here for a second?

    (illyria took her foot off of Spike's head and turned to face Angel)

    Connor: What is she?

    (Spike gets to his feet)

    Angel: She's a...to be honest, I really don't know. She's some sort of ancient demon.

    Connor: She have any powers?

    Spike: Glad you asked. So far, I've established she can hit like a Mack truch, selectively alter time and uh...(Spike flipped through some papers he had on his clipboard) possibly talk to plants

    By this point, I was laughing a little. But the scene was not over.

    illyria (speaking to Angel): I'd like to keep Spike as my pet.

    This made me laugh a little harder. But the scene still continued.

    Angel: Connor, this is Spike and illyria. Guys, this is Connor.

    (Connor swung his arms nervously at his side as he saw illyria)

    Connor (to illyria): Hi

    (illyria stared at him looking up and down his body, then into his eyes)

    illyria: Your body warms.

    illyria (to Angel): This one is lusting after me

    Connor: Oh no, I-I-

    (Connor looked down chuckling in embarrassment)

    Connor: It's just that-It's the outfit.

    (Connor (whispering to Angel): I've always had a thing for older women

    Angel (mumbling to himself): They were supposed to fix that. ("They" referring to Cyvus Vail and Wolfrom and Hart who had erased Connor's memories due to a deal made by Angel and Wolfram and Hart)

    In my opinion, these were the best quotes throughout the series. By the time the scene was done, I was laughing so hard. I've watched the scene many times and it never got old to me because I still laugh hysterically. It may not be as funny reading it, but if you watched it, it's extremely funny. But Anyways, what were your favorite quotes?



    the lusting after me one, thx, I always thought they just meant they needed to give her a new outfit that wasn't so distracting to the team
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    mobbs456

    [11]Aug 22, 2008
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    "I do not have Puppet Cancer!" Puppet Angel

    "Angel your so cute..." Fred

    "Your Fired." Puppet Angel

    "We're looking at the wee little puppet man!" Spike

    "Lorne..." savaged Puppet Angel

    "My little prince! what happened to you?" Lorne

    "Nina tried to eat me..." savaged Puppet Angel

    "Don't worry Angel your gonna make it! Doctor! is there a Geppeto in the house?" Lorne.

    "Ahh! Bad Nina! Bad Nina!" Puppet Angel as he is being savaged by Werewolf Nina.

    Best. Quotes. Ever. (Smile Time)

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    aplourey

    [12]Aug 22, 2008
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    Another great quote:

    (Lilah appearing to Angel and the rest after death)
    Wesley: It's a lie.....
    Lilah: Lah. It's a Li-lah!
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    Igarka

    [13]Aug 22, 2008
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    Maybe not The favorite one but its up there:

    Spike: (as Rachel) How can I thank you, you mysterious black-clad hunk of a night thing?
    (as Angel) No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. Now I'm just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth. No, not the hair! Never the hair!
    (as Rachel) But there must be some way I can show my appreciation?
    (as Angel) No, helping those in need is my job, and working up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough.
    (as Rachel) I understand. I have a nephew who is gay so...
    (as Angel) Say no more. Evil is still afoot. And I'm almost out of that nancy-boy hair-gel I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away!

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    Msblakelewis

    [14]Aug 22, 2008
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    aplourey wrote:
    Another great quote:

    (Lilah appearing to Angel and the rest after death)
    Wesley: It's a lie.....
    Lilah: Lah. It's a Li-lah!


    Oh yeah i loved that quote i thought it was funny too
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    CaptainHarkness

    [15]Aug 23, 2008
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    Angel: Stupid plastic piece of crap!
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    TrentandSam1

    [16]Aug 24, 2008
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    Igarka wrote:

    Maybe not The favorite one but its up there:

    Spike: (as Rachel) How can I thank you, you mysterious black-clad hunk of a night thing?
    (as Angel) No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. Now I'm just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth. No, not the hair! Never the hair!
    (as Rachel) But there must be some way I can show my appreciation?
    (as Angel) No, helping those in need is my job, and working up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough.
    (as Rachel) I understand. I have a nephew who is gay so...
    (as Angel) Say no more. Evil is still afoot. And I'm almost out of that nancy-boy hair-gel I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away!

    yeah, that was a great quote. i loved it

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    fitz_15

    [17]Aug 27, 2008
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    Angel: Let's get to work....

    A classic!
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    swanton1

    [18]Sep 2, 2008
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    Illyria: [Wesley has been fatally stabbed] You'll be dead within moments.
    Wes: I know.
    Illyria: Would you like me to lie to you now?
    Wes: Yes. Thank you, yes.
    [Illyria morphs into Fred]
    Wes: Hello there.
    Illyria: [as Fred] Oh Wesley. My Wesley.
    Wes: Fred, I've missed you.
    Illyria: It's gonna be okay. It won't hurt much longer and then you'll be where I am.
    [Begins crying]
    Illyria: We'll be together.
    Wes: I-I love you.
    Illyria: I love you. My love. Oh, my love.

    Very hard to watch. Even though I've seen it before

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    NJZ

    [19]Sep 2, 2008
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    A blog reminded me of this quote and I remembered how much I loved it....

    Lilah: Funny thing about black and white. You mix it together and you get grey. And it doesn't matter how much white you try and put back in, you're never gonna get anything but grey - Habeas Corpses.
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    kdtfiles

    [20]Sep 3, 2008
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    I always get a laugh out of Spikes: "You're a wee little puppet man" to Angel in Smile Time.

    Or Angel's: "He was in Virginia?" comment in GWBG - season 2, soley for the fact Angel didn't know what was going on and for the inuendo in it
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