SPOILER ALERT IF YOU HAVE NOT WATCHED ALL EPISODES OF ANGEL.
My favorite quotes were all in one scene. And that scene was when Angel was showing Connor around Wolfram and Hart in the episode "Origin." When they reached the Training room, they saw illyria's foot was on Spike's head. The Scene went like this:
Angel: You guys wanna come here for a second?
(illyria took her foot off of Spike's head and turned to face Angel)
Connor: What is she?
(Spike gets to his feet)
Angel: She's a...to be honest, I really don't know. She's some sort of ancient demon.
Connor: She have any powers?
Spike: Glad you asked. So far, I've established she can hit like a Mack truch, selectively alter time and uh...(Spike flipped through some papers he had on his clipboard) possibly talk to plants
By this point, I was laughing a little. But the scene was not over.
illyria (speaking to Angel): I'd like to keep Spike as my pet.
This made me laugh a little harder. But the scene still continued.
Angel: Connor, this is Spike and illyria. Guys, this is Connor.
(Connor swung his arms nervously at his side as he saw illyria)
Connor (to illyria): Hi
(illyria stared at him looking up and down his body, then into his eyes)
illyria: Your body warms.
illyria (to Angel): This one is lusting after me
Connor: Oh no, I-I-
(Connor looked down chuckling in embarrassment)
Connor: It's just that-It's the outfit.
(Connor (whispering to Angel): I've always had a thing for older women
Angel (mumbling to himself): They were supposed to fix that. ("They" referring to Cyvus Vail and Wolfrom and Hart who had erased Connor's memories due to a deal made by Angel and Wolfram and Hart)
In my opinion, these were the best quotes throughout the series. By the time the scene was done, I was laughing so hard. I've watched the scene many times and it never got old to me because I still laugh hysterically. It may not be as funny reading it, but if you watched it, it's extremely funny. But Anyways, what were your favorite quotes?
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