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What were your favorite quotes from Angel?

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    marto_dd

    [21]Sep 4, 2008
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    NJZ wrote:
    A blog reminded me of this quote and I remembered how much I loved it.... Lilah: Funny thing about black and white. You mix it together and you get grey. And it doesn't matter how much white you try and put back in, you're never gonna get anything but grey - Habeas Corpses.

    Oh, this one is amazing

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    hmnut7

    [22]Sep 4, 2008
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    clau019 wrote:
    Gunn: "What happened to you man?" Wes: "I had my throat cut and all my friens abandoned me". (Spin the bottle)


    That is my favorite line of the series.

    Wesley: The cross obviously doesn't affect me, or our friend, the pugilist.
    Gunn: Oh, your ass better pray I don't look that word up.(also Spin the bottle, let's just face it the whole episode was nothing but great quotes).

    Anytime Illyria opens her mouth.
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    NJZ

    [23]Sep 6, 2008
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    hmnut7 wrote:
    Anytime Illyria opens her mouth.


    lol, very true. Love her quotes.
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    niceisgood

    [24]Sep 21, 2008
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    The one about illyria and Connor is one of my favourites to.

    GWEN;
    (to Elliot) What are you, Lex Luthor? (ground state)


    Cordy: Stop. Stop the fight. Don't hurt him. Stop. (Looks at Groo) I love him. I love him.
    Angel: You love me?
    Cordy frowns at Angel: Not you, dumb ass. Him! I love him!
    Cordy gives Groo a quick hug.
    Angel: Oh.
    Cordy: Lay down your weapons! Silas is dead. All priests have been defeated. Any guard who harms a human from this day forth shall have to answer to me!
    Angel: But you love me, too, right?
    Cordy hugs Groo again: Are you okay? Did he hurt you?
    Angel: As a friend and co-worker?
    (There's No Place Like Prltz Glrb)

    CORDELIA
    I naturally assumed you'd be lost without me, but this?

    ANGEL
    I am lost without you.

    CORDELIA
    You just forgot who you are.

    ANGEL
    Remind me.


    CORDELIA
    Do you ever wonder... Do you ever think about if we'd met up that night and had a chance to—

    ANGEL
    All the time.

    CORDELIA
    (looks down)
    Guess we missed our moment, huh?

    ANGEL
    Maybe we were meant to. Or maybe people like us just don't get to...have that.

    CORDELIA
    Angel, there are no people like us.

    CORDELIA
    (steps in front of Eve)
    Get out of that chair and I will feed you those Manolo Blahniks.
    (looks at Eve's shoes)
    Which are stunning, by the way.
    (smirks)

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    clau019

    [25]Sep 22, 2008
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    niceisgood wrote:
    CORDELIA
    I naturally assumed you'd be lost without me, but this?

    ANGEL
    I am lost without you.

    CORDELIA
    Do you ever wonder... Do you ever think about if we'd met up that night and had a chance to—

    ANGEL
    All the time.

    CORDELIA
    (looks down)
    Guess we missed our moment, huh?

    ANGEL
    Maybe we were meant to. Or maybe people like us just don't get to...have that.

    CORDELIA
    Angel, there are no people like us.

    I can't believe I forgot about those, they're great.

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    danielgolden17

    [26]Sep 25, 2008
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    fitz_15 wrote:
    Angel: Let's get to work....

    A classic!


    yeah, perfect way to end the series on!!!!! sounds like a simple quote but the way david boreanez delivered it was just awesome.
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    -Joshua-

    [27]Oct 14, 2008
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    From the episode "Shells":

    Illyria: "We cling to what is gone. Is there anything in this life but grief?"

    Wes: "There's love. There's hope...for some. There's hope you'll find something worthy...that your life will lead you to some joy...that after everything...you can still be surprised."

    Illyria: "Is that enough? Is that enough to live on?"

    Wes: (Silence)
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    OctoberGirl9

    [28]Oct 14, 2008
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    Lorne: Goodnight Folks.

    classic at best, pulled at my heart-strings. Oh, and the scene in I think in season 2, i don't remember the exact words. Cordy, Wes, and Gunn in Caritas when Angel abandons them and they're all drunk. That whole convo had me going, especailly when Wes is like "My ass is not pansey."

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    maxiegeorge

    [29]Oct 20, 2008
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    Angel: (In Wes's Dream) Hey, Wes you wanna see Connor do something cool? I'm teaching him to die! edit Gunn: (looking at Angel's purchases) Some kind of boomerang vamp stake? Angel: No! They're itty bitty hockey sticks! Gunn: Seriously? I'd say you got way too much time on your hands. Fred: Come on, you think it's adorable.
    Gunn: Well, yeah, but at least I'm manly enough to deny it. Hamburger Loa: Your insolence is displeasing. Wesley: You try chatting with a cranky hamburger. (my fav)
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    tv_lover066

    [30]Oct 22, 2008
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    Angel: Lorne!

    Lorne: My little prince! What did they do to you?

    Angel: Nina...tried to...eat me!

    Lorne: Medic! You're gonna make it, Angel, just don't stop fighting! Doctor! Is there a Gepetto in the house?

    Edited on 10/22/2008 10:15am
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    TwistedConverse

    [31]Oct 22, 2008
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    Cordelia: You want me to protect the vampire b*tch who bit me and her evil love child? *punches Darla in the face* Okay, I'm in!

    Cordelia: You're planning on sleeping over?
    Darla: I'm dying.
    Cordelia: So just the one night then?

    Darla: See, Lindsey, during my stint as Wolfram and Hart's puppet, something occurred to me. I loathe being used. If I recall, I sent you a fifteen-body memo to that effect.

    Lilah: I rebel at serving coffee.

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    ___Mr_Nasty___

    [32]Oct 29, 2008
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    Excellent list of quotes, people. Well, apart from those offered up by Twisted, which are relatively mediocre, natch.

    Just about everything from Spin the Bottle, Smile Time, anything that Illyria says haha.

    I'll just add an excerpt from the rooftop confrontation between Wesley and his "father" in the awesome Lineage:

    Roger: You know what that vampire is and what he's done, and you follow him anyway?

    Wes: Maybe I know what I'm doing. Why can't you trust that?

    Roger: You disgrace yourself with the council, you join forces with him, and you have the nerve to ask me why I can't trust you?

    Wes: I've done everything you ever asked, and I've done it well.

    Roger: I asked for this, hmmm? I wanted to be humiliated?

    Wes: No, I suppose I don't know what you really wanted. You never had any use for me as a child and you can't bare the thought of me as an adult. Tell me, father, what is it that galls you so, that I was never as good at the job as you ... or that I just might be better?

    Roger: Oh, yes, this is Los Angeles. We have to talk about our feelings. Then maybe we'll hug.

    Wes: It's doubtful.
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    TwistedConverse

    [33]Oct 29, 2008
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    [QUOTE="___Mr_Nasty___"]Excellent list of quotes, people. Well, apart from those offered up by Twisted, which are relatively mediocre, natch. QUOTE]

    They are NOT. Okay, yes they are to the casual observer. But I find almost everything- no wait, everything- to come out of Darla's mouth to be awesome. Even when it's not And I love the bit when Lilah says "I rebel at serving coffee", cause I generally found Lilah to be highly amusing that entire episode.

    I always loved that bit in Supersymmetry when Angel says "They talk about me in the chatty rooms?".

    Basically everything that comes out Illyria's mouth. She reminds me of Anya from BtVS, with all the honesty.

    And that line in Billy- "Speaking of saliva, where is Cordelia?" cause it's funny yet also very scary, IMO. And also the beginning of "Fredless" where Wesley and Cordy do their whole Bangel thing. Because a) it was very funny, and b) the Buffy/Angel relationship was exactly like that, except highly annoying and not funny.

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    OctoberGirl9

    [34]Nov 6, 2008
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    Twisted, I agree that Darla's words are lovely in every episode. Still don't see how anyone would not LOVE her.

    Lilah is my 2nd fav female character in Angel and I've almost kept to memory all her snark and bi***ness.

    Wes and Cordy's presentation of the Bangel relationship was strictly on point and just a annoying.

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    NJZ

    [35]Nov 7, 2008
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    Wes and Cordy acting out Angel and Buffy was hilarious. That's one of my favourite "funny" moments from the show, though there are many to pick from. I also love anything Darla says, especially vampire Darla from Season 2.
    TwistedConverse wrote:
    Basically everything that comes out Illyria's mouth. She reminds me of Anya from BtVS, with all the honesty.


    Yeah, she's always reminded me of Anya too, 'cept she's awesome-er
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    TwistedConverse

    [36]Nov 7, 2008
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    :O Anya is the second awesomest ever! Behind Darla. Obviously. Although if we had have gotten a Season 6, Illyria would likely have become best character in the verse.
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    Maryyyy

    [37]May 12, 2009
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    mobbs456 wrote:

    "I do not have Puppet Cancer!" Puppet Angel

    "Angel your so cute..." Fred

    "Your Fired." Puppet Angel

    "We're looking at the wee little puppet man!" Spike

    "Lorne..." savaged Puppet Angel

    "My little prince! what happened to you?" Lorne

    "Nina tried to eat me..." savaged Puppet Angel

    "Don't worry Angel your gonna make it! Doctor! is there a Geppeto in the house?" Lorne.

    "Ahh! Bad Nina! Bad Nina!" Puppet Angel as he is being savaged by Werewolf Nina.

    Best. Quotes. Ever. (Smile Time)



    I love that episode. I'm watching it right now!!

    Angel: What are you people looking at? Well?
    Spike: They're looking at the wee little puppet man!
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    PiperPrueLover4

    [38]May 13, 2009
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    Cordelia: "You're welcome."

    Illyria: "You seek to save what's already rotted through."

    They're not funny quotes, but they both gave me chills.

    Edited on 05/13/2009 4:26pm
    Edited 2 total times.
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    SMGslayer97

    [39]May 15, 2009
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    Angelus: Go ahead. Take your best shot. I'll snatch your little wee sticks out of the air and spend the next fortnight shoving them slowly up your arse.

    Spike: Can you really do that?

    Angelus: The arrow thing? I don't know - never tried. Ahahahahahaha! Loved that one!
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    LauraLovesMilo

    [40]Jun 27, 2009
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    Spikescreams) Son of a bit*h!

    and

    Angel: I DO NOT HAVE PUPPET CANCER!

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