Angel

(after Angel kills guardian) Cordelia: I didn't feel any fear when I saw him. Angel was probably supposed to help him, not-- (sighs, looks upward) Thanks for the obscure visions! We're doing great with that!

Cordelia: Cat got your tongue, Merl? Merl: I don't have a tongue. Cordelia: Oh.

Angel: You well?
Gunn: Picture of health and harmony. Look at you, dog. You haven't aged a bit.
Angel: I've got a situation.
Gunn: So much for the small talk.

Gunn: He was on our side? Angel: Yeah. Gunn: Well, did you find the scumbag who killed him? Angel: I'm the scumbag who killed him. Gunn: Oh.

Pregnant Woman: I was going to be able to provide for my baby. Now all I want to do is make sure she gets born. Angel: Well, I want that too. Pregnant Woman: Right. Right. Because she is some seer, or leader or Joan of Arc. Well, you know what she is to me? My daughter. Not someone's holy mission. Angel: It's not exactly that - it's - sort of my job. Pregnant Woman: Your job? Angel: Yeah! Look. I got cards! And an office. Well, the office kind of blew up, but we're working out of this other apartment in Silverlake, temporarily.

Angel: Nice horse. Try not to make me look stupid out there.

Lorne: My question first, and answer true, because you know I'll know: Why "Mandy?" Angel: Well... I know the words. And, I think it's kinda pretty. Lorne: And it is, you great big sap! There is not a destroyer of worlds that can argue with Manilow and good for you for fessing up.

Faith: The road to redemption is a rocky path. Angel: That it is. Faith: You think we might make it? Angel: We might. Food getting any better? Faith: You know, it's not that different from what I grew up on. It's a little one note, eating the same thing every day. Angel: I wonder what that's like.

Pregnant Woman: You okay? Angel: Yeah. Pregnant Woman: You sure seem to bleed a lot. Angel: Part of the job.

Angel: I thought I was out of the tunnel. Cordelia: Sure you did. Because the tunnel is… You know, it's something we all… Are we talking real tunnel or symbolic? Just give me that much. Angel: I-I saw the light at the end of the tunnel - that some day I might become human. That light was so bright, I thought I was already out. Cordelia: Yeah. We all got a little cocky, didn't we? It's gonna be a long while until you work your way out, but I know you well enough to know you will. And I'll be with you until you do. Angel: What about your inevitable stardom? Cordelia: I'm not saying I won't have a day job.

Wesley: Uh, I'm Wesley Wyndam... Pryce and this is Cordelia Chase. Cordelia: It's nice to finally meet. Gunn: I've seen you before. Cordelia: Really? The Tan-n-Screen commercials. Gunn: I saw you in bed. Cordelia: What?! Wesley: I can see this is none of my business. Gunn: You, too. Wesley: Now just a moment! Gunn: In the hospital - after Angel's building blew? He sent me there to keep an eye on you two. Cordelia: Right. Gunn: I'm just messing with y'all. I was hoping for some demon fighting tonight, but I wound up with a delivery job instead.

Angel: You ever hear of a Preomotu? Gunn: That like the '62 Chevy with the big cam? Alright, I coulda just said "no."

Wesley: I may have someone who can help. Angel: Who? Wesley: A parasite demon named Merl. Cordelia: Maybe it's time to pay your stoolie a little visit. Make with the chin music until he canaries... I've been watching a little noir festival on Bravo.

Darla: Hmm, the prelude. Lindsey: In C-minor. The preludes and the nocturnes. Darla: So much better than the waltzes. - He had consumption. Lindsey: And died way too soon. A lot of that going around. Darla: Hm. He's here. Lilah: Chopin? Lindsey: Angel. He's here in town. You can feel him. Darla: Always could.

Lilah: (on the phone) If you don't sign, we'll sue your ass off and kill your children. Just kidding, Donald! Nobody wants a lawsuit.

Wesley: Nasty demon, unknown origin. Angel: Awful lot of that in this town. I'm sure he'll feel right at home.

Angel: The thing about a gym is that you're not alone. You've got people around -- encourages you to work out. Cordelia: You don't have to work out. You're eternal. Angel: You got your steam; you got your sauna and your fresh towels. I mean, how bad could it be? Cordelia: You shower with a lot of men. Angel: I'll always be a loner.

Wesley: We're not running a race. We're doing a job... one soul at a time.

Angel: She doesn't trust me. Why should she? Cordelia: You can't see everything - you're just a vampire, like everyone else... That didn't come out right.

Angel: There are three things I don't do: Tan, date... and sing in public!

Angel: Bad day? Faith: A new girl tried to attack me in the yard. She had low self-esteem... and a homemade knife, so... Angel: Well, is she... you know... alive?

Cordelia: Who is it? Gunn: Gunn. Wesley: What was that? Cordelia: Something about a gun. What if it's a demon with a gun!? Wesley: Listen up. Whoever you are. We're well-armed and we know how to do battle, so if you know what's good for you! Gunn: My name is Gunn. Angel sent me. Cordelia: Wesley, you've heard Angel talk about Gun. He's a great guy with a really fly street tag. Wesley: What's he fly? Cordelia: It's how they know you on the street, dorko. Gun! It really let's you know you mean business. Gunn: It's my name. Charles Gunn. Two N's.

Angel: I had to sing Barry Manilow. Faith: You're kidding? Angel: In front of people. Faith: And here I am talking about my petty little problems.

Gym Manager: (talking about a demon) That guy has horns. Angel: Steroids, not good for you.