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Gunn: I think we need a bunch of Vaseline and a catchers mitt.
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Wesley: Angel is not back with the scrolls yet. I'd feel a lot better if we had the ancient prophecies to guide us.
Cordelia: Please! Women have been giving birth without ancient prophecies for years.
Gunn: What we could really use right about now is some Vaseline and a catcher's mitt.
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Darla: Angel, I don't have a soul. It does. And right now that soul is inside of me, but soon, it won't be and then.. I won't be able to love it. I won't even be able to remember that I loved it. (Starts to cry) I want to remember.
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Darla: We did so many terrible things together. So much destruction, so much - pain, we can't make up for any of it. You know that, don't you?
Angel: Yeah.
Darla: This child, Angel, it's the one good thing we ever did together. The only good thing... You make sure to tell him that.
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Gavin: (about Linwood) He's gonna crucify us.
Lilah: They don't crucify here. It's too Christian.
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Darla: Doesn't anyone wanna sit back here with me?
Cordy: We're good.
Gunn: Yeah, it's, comfy.
Darla: I promise I won't throw anyone out of the car, not while it's moving.
Fred: It's not that we don't trust you. I mean, we don't trust you. But the fact is, your water broke all over the back seat.
Darla: Oh.
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Holtz: (talking about Angel) He's not the same vampire.
Sahjhan: Of course he is! His hair is a little shorter, a little spikier. He's using product. But it's the same guy.
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Darla: (to Angel) You lied much better when you didn't have a soul.
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Holtz: You said you work for the law.
Lilah: No, I didn't. I said I'm a lawyer. I don't care about the law.
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Sahjhan: You'll get your money.
Arnie: I've heard that one before. You know, I've got mouths to feed, plus a family. Some of them have mouths, too.