This is one of my least favorites of the season but still pretty damn good. Darla comes back and ofcourse. she makes this episode. the Pregnant Darla vs Angel fight was very exiting. but the episode could have been a little better even.
9.0
"Superb"
Offspring
This episode is really funny. but has some slow stuff. my favorite thing about is was the Angel and Pregnant Darla fight. i'm a huge Darla fan myself. it was quite awesome. and also Holtz comes back at the end of the episode. it's a really cool episode specially cause of Darla.
cut to Angelus running from something but then he falls in a trap and they grab him. Holtz comes in and starts to torture him. cut to over the night and he's still being tortured. Holtz doesn't want anything and he says he will get Darla but first make him suffer. then comes Darla with some other vampires to help Angelus. while the vampires get killed Darla takes Angel and they escape. Darla says that it's fun to ruin Holtz life cause he's family now. cut to the bus. Darla comes back and steps out and all the people inside are bitten.
the credits start
cut to the basement. Angel comes down and Cordy is putting some flowers to make the place more cheerful. the flowers are fake anyway. they start to train and Cordy hits Angel hard on his nose and he's in pain. then they talk about that the end is coming cause Wes and Gunn are freaking out but Angel says there is nothing to worry about. cut to Wes and Gunn coming in a place Gunn enters and they find all sorts of weird stuff. then a man is standing next to them with a gun an then Gunn grabs some things and they are price and if he doesn't let them go Gunn will brake them so he lets them go.
cut to Fred coming to the basement. Cordy practised a lot and is going away again. Fred says they have Kyrumption. she tells Angel that's when to big hero's meet each other like him and Cordy did. she starts to piss him off because she says they have Kyrumption and Angel tells her to stop using that word. cut to Wes coming and they need Fred so she goes upstairs and then Wes asks Angel who gave them all the flowers and Angel says nobody.
cut to the office. Wes tells Fred about Angel's prophecy about Shanshu and Angel looks at Cordy and isn't so sure about liking her. cut to Angel looking at Cordy and then she asks why and she asks if it's because he loves her and she says she loves him too and then the entire gang says they love him too. Cordy says that she has seen his bad sides and his good sides still win. and that's the same for Angel. she says what are friends fore and then comes Darla 'Hell, lover. long time no seen.'
cut to everyone seeing her and then Cordy gets upset and asks Angel if he slept with Darla and he doesn't say anything and later on he does. Wes says they can't have babies. then Cordy remains anrgy and tells Angel to take some responsibility. Wesley doesn't know either what's going on. cut to Lorne's bar. they are putting something new and the three faries did a sanctuary spell on all the violence. then he sees Darla and she sings but he says that this is beyond his league. and all his action figures. then Darla says it's alive and kicking and they go to the room and Darla is still hurt. Cordy is mad at Angel and they go without him. Lorne leaves Cordy and Darla alone in the room.
cut back and Angel isn't sure if he needs to help the baby to bring it or just to kill it. then Fred says to screw destiny and they see when it comes. and Lorne likes Fred a lot. cut to Cordy and Darla. Cordy then starts to talk about food and then she realised that it wasn't smart and then she tries to go away but Darla attacks her and says she can't seem to get full. Cordy hits her but Darla grabs her and bites her. but then Cordy has a vision and Darla lets her loose. Angel comes to save her and grabs Cordy and Darla escaped. he takes her outside and Darla hit everyone.
cut to Angel and Cordy and she says she forgot what Darla really was because she's pregnant. then she tells Angel that she had a vision when Darla hit her and that Darla doesn't know how to stop the hunger. cut to Angel telling the guys and he leaves. he has to kill Darla who has his child. the one thing he cannot have even if he lives forever. cut to Darla with young boy and they are gonna find his mother. Darla loves children. she would eat them up. cut to Cordy dreaming and then wakes up. she goes to Wes and she thinks she knows why Darla wants younger victims.
cut to the playground again. Darla is there and wants to bite he child but Angel stops her. they start to fight and everyone goes. then Angel grabs her and he wants to kill her but then suddenly hears her heart-beat. and then she bursts. she wants him to stop it. to kill her. but he says he has a soul. and she cries on him. cut to Angel bringing her home. he puts her on a bed and he says that he will help her. and she says she's very lucky in a sarcastic way. then he goes downstairs. Cordy tells him that he's gonna be a daddy. she felt it in her dreams. and then Fred says she found it. the thing that was gonna arrive is gonna arrive at this moment. cut to a demon in a tomb. he says it to arise and when he smokes a cigarette the tomb burst open and Holtz comes out of it. he wants to know where Angel is.
Black Out
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Best episode quotes:
Holtz: I don't want anything. My family is gone. I don't trust you to give me Darla, although I will find her, you know that. My only desire here - is to discover if a thing such as yourself can be made to pay for its sins. You're a demon. It is your nature to maim and kill. But you were also once a man. If we beat and burn the demon out of your living flesh, will there be anything left? Anything at all? I doubt it. But I'm willing to spend the next fortnight of my life finding out. - In either event - you have no soul, you can not be saved.
Angelus: Darlin'?
Darla: What?
Angelus: Shouldn't we be killing Holtz?
Darla: I know, but it's just so much fun ruining his life. He's like family now.
Angel: What's this?
Cordelia: Oh, it's just so dark and lifeless down here, I thought I'd brighten it up a little for you. You can't exactly go out and enjoy the sunny fields of nature, but that doesn't mean we can't bring a little bloom into your darkness.
Angel: They're fake.
Cordelia: Yeah. You put something real in this hellhole and it die like that. Thank you, Cordelia?
Angel: You know, I've been around a long time...
Cordelia: Which reminds me. Next birthday, you think we could skip the two-hundred and fifty odd candles on the cake and the inevitable fire marshal and just go and just go with a little song?
Angel: And I've never known anyone like you.
Cordelia: Well, duh! Times a wasting, big guy. Can we do it? Hi-yeah!
Angel: Okay. Last time we were working on not pulling your punches and your kicks. Right? Don't worry about me. That's good. Good! Where is your weight? Balls of your feet?
Cordelia: Oops! Oh god, you said that... Are you okay?
Angel: I'm a vampire. You can't hurt me. Good.
Cordelia: Ow. That doesn't feel right.
Angel: Just relax. You have to bend.
Cordelia: I don't bend there. - Okay. Now that's downright unnatural.
Angel: I know it feels strange, but if an attacker comes at you from behind, you wanna be able to shift all your weight immediately to your other foot so you can spin and kick. Here, you try it. Whoa! Easy. Alright. That's alright. That's better. We'll keep - working on it. Okay. That's probably enough for today.
Cordelia: Yeah, well, we could do more of it, but then I'd have to ice every bone in my body. See you. Hey, Fred.
Fred: Hey! - Kye-rumption.
Cordelia: Well - back at you.
Angel: What did you say?
Fred: Kye-rumption. It's the one nice word I remember from the Pylean hell dimension.
Angel: What's it mean?
Fred: It's when two great heroes meet on the field of battle and recognize their mutual fate. It's also a kind of grog made out of the ox dung but that's archaic.
Angel: Oh, ah, that's interesting.
Fred: When I see you and Cordelia sparring Kye-rumption always comes to mind.
Angel: Me and Cordelia.
Fred: I know. She's such a hero, with the visions and the courage. It's only natural that you and she would be drawn to one another. - Oh! Plastic flowers! My favorite! They never fade, you know.
Angel: Oh, whoa, wait a minute. There's nothing going on between me and Cordelia.
Fred: Nothing but Moira.
Angel: Who's Moira?
Fred: Moira is the gut physical attraction between two larger than life souls.
Angel: Ha. No, there is no attraction. Cordelia is a friend. Someone I work with. That's all.
Fred: See? You're being chivalrous. Because you 're a hero, just like her. You got Kye-rumption!
Angel: Stop using that word!
Fred: Oh. - That can't be right. - Unless the world ended last March.
Cordelia: Hey.
Angel: Hey.
Cordelia: Why are you looking at me like that?
Angel: Ah, no reason.
Cordelia: Okay. It's getting creepy now.
Angel: I was just thinking about things. - People. You know. How they relate. Take you and me for instance. We're very different. Very different. Obviously human. vampire. Woman. man...pire.
Cordelia: Has someone been putting vodka in your blood?
Angel: See? You're funny! And I, well I get off a good one every once in a while, but you...
Cordelia: Angel, are you trying to say you love me?
Angel: What?
Cordelia: I love you too.
Angel: You do? When did this...
Cordelia: Angel loves me. I love him.
Angel: Oh, my god!
Cordelia: You guys love us and we love you.
Fred/Wesley/Gunn: We love you Angel.
Cordelia: They were all saying it earlier. Just in case this prophecy comes true and we all die. - You're not gonna wanna hug, are you?
Angel: No.
Cordelia: God knows we've been through a lot together.
Angel: That's really all I was trying to say, that we've been through so much together, you and me, as friends. You've seen the - good, - and the not so good.
Cordelia: Just like you have in me. And for the record: the good I've seen far outweighs the bad.
Angel: Thanks. You, too.
Cordelia: Hey, what are friends for?
Darla: If you ask me, they're for knocking you up and leaving you high and dry. Hello, lover. Long time no see.
Angel: Darla.
Cordelia: Darla?
Wesley: Darla!
Fred: Who's Darla?
Gunn: Angel's old flame from way back.
Fred: Not the one that died?
Gunn: Yeah. No, not that one. The other one that died and came back to life. She's a vampire.
Fred: Y'all have a chart or something?
Gunn: In the files. I'll get it for you later.
Angel: Well, when did this happen?
Darla: You know exactly when it happened.
Cordelia: Angel - did - you and Darla...?
Angel: Uh...This is impossible.
Darla: Tell me about it - daddy!
Cordelia: You slept with her?
Angel: Vampires can't have children. Wesley?
Wesley: Ah, no, he's right. It's not possible.
Cordelia: That's not what I asked.
Darla: You know we can't. I know we can't. But - we did.
Fred: I wonder if this might not be that bad thing we were expecting.
Darla: What did you do to me?
Cordelia: Stop that!
Angel: It's okay. It's alright. I'm okay.
Cordelia: You'll hurt her! Haven't you done enough? Here, sit down. You should get off your feet. Can we get her some water?
Angel: Cordy that's Darla. Maybe you don't want to...
Cordelia: Did you or did you not look me in the eye and say that you would never do a thing like this with her?
Darla: Oh, he lied? What a surprise.
Fred: Hi. I'm Fred. Is water okay, or did you want some blood?
Angel: Cordy. I'm sorry - I lied. It was just - it was a very dark time.
Cordelia: Oh! You used her to make you feel better during your dark time. Well, that makes it all heroic.
Angel: It wasn't like that. It just - happened. It wasn't like I went evil or anything, I just...
Cordelia: You just went male. Have you been to a doctor.
Darla: No. But I have been to every shaman and seer in the Western Hemisphere.
Wesley: And what did they say?
Darla: They don't know what it is. They don't know what it means. Nothing like this has ever happened.
Angel: Maybe it's an hysterical pregnancy.
Darla: You wanna feel it kick?
Cordelia: Does it kick a lot?
Darla: Like crazy.
Angel: well, now wouldn't that be the first sign of...hysteria?
Cordelia: What can we do for you?
Darla: Well, you can get you little gang of supernatural detectives to find out what the hell is happening to me and how to stop it.
Cordelia: Are you gonna take some responsibility here? Angel?
Angel: Oh, me? - Of course I am. - Wes, lets get on this right now.
Wesley: What do you suggest?
Angel: I suggest you use your books and find out what's going on. What, do I have to think of everything?
Wesley: Oh, here it is. It says 'I have absolutely no idea what's going on.
Fred: Can I say something about destiny?- Screw destiny! If this evil thing comes we'll fight it, and we'll keep fighting it until we whoop it. 'cause destiny is just another word for inevitable and nothing's inevitable as long as you stand up, look it in the eye, and say 'your evitable!' - Well, you- you catch my drift.
Lorne: Wow. I like her so much!
Cordelia: How're you feeling?
Darla: Just crazy.
Cordelia: What?
Darla: Why would anyone bring something into this world?
Cordelia: I was pregnant once. I was out to here - overnight! Mystical thing. I didn't go to term, but while it lasted, hooh! Talk about uncomfortable! Your back and legs hurt all the time and first you're sick to your stomach and you can't eat anything and then your ravenous! Are you able to eat or do you just...
Darla: What? Drink?
Cordelia: Well, it's - really none of my business, is it? - You should rest and I should I'll just be real close by. If there is anything that you need... Anything at all...
Darla: I'm hungry all the time. It's weird.
Cordelia: Sure. You're eating for two now. It's only natural.
Darla: No, what's weird is - no matter how much I feed - I can't seem to get full.
Gunn: We tried to stop her by hitting her fists and feet with our faces.
Angel: I'm not gonna keep telling you how sorry I am. I'm gonna tell you - that she'll never do it again.
Cordelia: It was my fault, Angel. I felt sorry for her. She looked so helpless - like a mother. - I forgot what she really was.
Wesley: Why does he think he has to do everything alone?
Fred: I think he just can't bear to have us see him do it.
Wesley: Kill Darla? She did try to kill Cordy - and she's a vampire.
Fred: Who is carrying his child. The one thing he can never have, even if he lives forever.
Darla: Oh. I love children. I could just - eat them up.
Darla: You so want to play the good guy, don't you? Yeah. You're the good guy who did this to me. You may have the face, but you don't know the hunger! It pounds! You can't make it go away! You can't stop it!
Angel: I'll stop it!
Darla: How could you put this in me? I hate you! They breathe. They breathe and pound. I don't breathe, you idiot! You can't strangle me!
Angel: I'm not gonna strangle you.
Darla: Come on! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Make it stop!
Angel: No it won't, Darla. Darla, listen to me.
Darla: Make it stop! Make it stop.
Angel: The child. The child has a heartbeat. It has a soul.
Darla: No! Not my child! No!
Angel: Our child. Ourchild. Our child. That's why you've been craving purer and purer blood. That's why it's been driving you out of your mind. It has a soul.
Darla: No, it doesn't.
Angel: It does.
Darla: It can't.
Angel: Yes, it does. It does.
Angel: Here, drink this.
Darla: Pig's blood?
Angel: You need to keep yourself nourished. You'll get used...You're not alone in this anymore. We'll deal with this together.
Darla: Gosh. I'm the luckiest vampire girl in the whole world. - Get away from me.
Angel: Try and get some sleep.
Darla: How's Cordy? She wanna come up and visit?
Fred: Uh-oh.
Cordelia: A good, stiff uh-oh?
Fred: Remember before when I said I thought that maybe, possibly, perhaps I might have been off in my earlier calculations? And you asked Wes if he thought if the Tro-clan was prophesied to arise or be born and he said it could be both? And we all know that the Latin for arrive is arripare, to come to land or possibly in this instance simply to come to, as from a deep sleep?
Angel/Wesley: Fred!
Fred: Right. I believe that whatever this thing is, it's arriving right about three, two, now.
Sahjhan: The weight of time is heavy on the world. And all men born must die. But there are worlds unknown, where dreamers dream and sleepers sleep, and patiently await. As pledged in Caladan by Cod-she, One shall awaken in the first year of the final century. That one, who lived before and joined Cod-she in the great sleep. Arise, as was promised and foretold. Arise. - Arise! Welcome to the twenty first century. Angelus is here. You'll see him soon. - You haven't used your muscles in a very long time. It will be a while before you're strong enough to...
Holtz: Just tell me where he is.
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Story: 10
Acting: 9
Writing: 10
Picture: 8
Gripping: 8
My Rank: 9
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Total: 9.0