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Lorne: Remember when I said, uh, I love this dimension and I'm never, never, never gonna leave? Well, e-exactly which 'never' did you not understand?
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(Angel, Wesley, Gunn & Lorne surrounded by Pyleans)
Wesley: We've been through a lot together fellas, fought a lot of battles, faced some pretty steep odds.
Gunn: I'll take the 20 on the left, you take the 50 on the right.
Angel: Okay.
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Wesley: I suppose I could try a binding spell of some kind, something that would fuse us together as we enter the portal.
Angel: Good, let's do that.
Wesley: However we could emerge on the other side as a freakishly hybridized Siamese twin.
Angel: Keep looking.
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(Gunn tries to break handcuffs)
Gunn: It's no use. Thing's made out of some kind of magical alloy.
Wesley: Really? How can you tell?
Gunn: I can't. I'm just making myself feel better.
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Angel: I don't want to calm down, I want to jump through the big swirly hole thingy and rescue Cordy!
Wesley: Well there won't be any big swirly hole jumping without the big swirly hole jumping book!
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Angel: Lawyers. Don't you people sleep during the day?
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Aggie:(talking on the phone) It's like you feel cut off. (hangs up the phone)
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Gunn: I got a call - it sounded like the captain of the Titanic getting ready to go down with the ship.
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Lorne: You know, ordinarily I handle bad news really well. I just drown my sorrows in an iced cold gin and tonic little squeeze of lime, except they don't have them here!
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Cordy: I want to go home. I want to be in my bed. I want to order some Thai food. I want to read the latest issue of Marie Claire. I want to be doing anything but shoveling demon horse poo!
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Angel: Let's start gathering some branches, some brush, anything that will cover up the car. Oh hey look, there's some over in that patch of sun... I'll get them!
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Lorne: Just remember, keep your head down. Xenophobia, kind of a watchword where I'm from.
Gunn: I don't get it. Why are they afraid of Xena? I mean, I think she's kinda fly.
Wesley: Xenophobia - fear of foreigners.
Gunn: Oh, then can we pretend I didn't just say that?
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Angel: Ha, I'm not on fire.
Wesley: And, we're together. We didn't merge into a freakish four-man Siamese twin.
Gunn: That was a risk? How come nobody told me that was a risk?
Angel: Can everybody just notice how much fire I'm not on?
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Lorne: How you holding up?
Angel: I wanna go, bad. I'm just waitin' for Wes to have that Eureka moment.
Wesley: Eureka!
Angel: Oh geesh, thank God!
Lorne: You mean he actually really says Eureka?!
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Lorne: I think we're only a couple of miles from town but, we'll have to walk it.
Angel: No problem here, walkin' in the sun. Hey, do it all the time.
Wesley: Yes, we're all heartily aware that you're not on fire.
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Angel: Start talkin'.
Lorne: About my dimension? Sure. Let's see... I was there, I came here, I like here, I don't wanna go there.