It was really sad to see The Beast go. But it was cool to see Faith back and it was a big improvement from the last one. Lilah's goodbye scene was priceless and the Faith vs The Beast was one of the best fights.
10
"Perfect"
Salvage
The return of Faith after more than two years. Man what awesome episode with a few annoying moments but still very important. Faith comes back, The Beast gets killed by Angelus and Cordevila tells Connor that they're having a baby. What I didn't like is the way they wrote Connor but it was still pretty amazing. The fight between The Beast and Faith was priceless.
Cut to Angelus walking in the hall and finding Lilah dead 'Well, that's no fun' cut to the gang coming in and they see Angelus with Lilah and he drops her body on th ground and Wes sees Lilah dead. The cut the others and Gunn goes over them and says that Angelus killed Lilah and Cordy says it started at smiles.
the credits start
Cut to the hotel and they don't know what to do and they have to do a spell. Lorne says to make something where demons can't fight. Connor hates magic and he says it's unreliable and they begin to give everyone a fault and Connor then says to destroy the body and Wes says he's right and he'll do it. Cut to a bar and people see Angelus and he says that he's really back. Angelus asks everyone where the Beast is and someone can show him. Cut to Wes and Lilah in the attic and he brushes her hair and she asks him why he's so glum and she says it's what he wanted deep down. It makes his life cleaner and she says he hated himself for being with her but sooner or later it would come to a messy end. She tells him he's free now. He says that she didn't love him because she couldn't. And he looks at her dead body.
Cut to Angelus and two vampires and he is showing him where the best was. Cut to the hotel and they are doing the spell. Connor is whining and he wants to kill Angelus and he says that he is the destroyer and then Cordy falls on the ground and he goes back and Connor will take her upstairs. Gunn says Connor is gonna try to keep Angelus. Cut to a prison with Faith coming out. Then she is training but someone attacks her and she fights her and knocks her out and the guards don't understand how someone could attack Faith. Cut to the attic and Lilah says she knows why it's taking so long and she says because he couldn't save her. She says that he couldn't save her from her. she says it's too late for her and then he cuts her head off. Cut to Angelus finding The Beast and Angelus teases him and wants to know the big boss. And The Beast attacks him but he doesn't touch him and Angelus flees away. Then Cordy goes to The Beast and she is mad at him. and she is the master and says she needs Angelus and then she kisses him.
Cut to the hotel and Lorne does the spell. Then Connor begins to whine and Lorne attacks him but he can't hurt him. Then comes Wes and they tell him it's working and they are going to bring him alive because it's the only way to destroy The Beast and he knows who can help. Cut to Faith coming out her jail and Wes is there and he tells her that they need her. Wes then tells her about Angel and that Angelus is back. She tells him to step away from the window. And she fights the cops and then grabs Wes and they jump off he window into a car and escape. Cut to Faith and Wes in a car and he told her about Connor and Cordy that they were in another world and Faith asks what they have been doing and then he tells her about The Beast and that he has been living a complicated life and she says he's not gonna kill him and he says he knows and that's why he needed her. He wants to find out if she is rusty and he lets her fight some vampires and one escapes and she is able to kill the other two.
Cut to the hotel and Wes and Faith come in and he introduced her to everyone and Cordy isn't happy with it. Faith says she doesn't have a reason to trust her but she says to keep it after they finish what they are going to. Faith makes a group and they are going out and Connor wants to kill Angelus and if Angelus is gonna be killed she is the one who would do it and Cordy sees he liked Faith. Cut to Angelus and a girl runs to him and he vamps and then he hears about a slayer and Angelus calls Dawn and asks about Buffy but she's home and he hangs out and he knows it's Faith. Cut to the gang walking outside and a vampire attacks them and Connor kills it. Faith is very mad and she says he thought it was Angelus and she can't use him and she tells him to go and they fight but she wins and makes him go back and Gunn goes with him.
Faith and Wes enter the place and Faith goes in and Wes goes in another way but two vampires attack him. Cut to Faith inside and he's hiding. Then Angelus appears and so does The Beast tells him to eat. Then Faith begins to fight The Beast but he's to hard and he hits her away into a box. And he hits her really hard. Cut to Wes fighting the vamps. Cut back to the Beast almost killing Faith. Angelus says someone should brake it up. The Beast goes over her and he says she's nothing. Angelus says he is right but he says himself could hurt him and grabs the knife of him and puts it in his back and then The Beast falls apart to pieces and The Sun comes back and burns up the vampires Wes was fighting. Angelus says it's crap that the sun is back and he wants her now but she brakes the window and he has to hide. And he says it's just he and her and leaves. Cut to Connor and the rest and he thinks she killed The Beast and he goes to Cordy. Cut to Cordy's room and he comes inside and she says it's wonderful and he says that Faith is amazing. Then she wants to tell him something and she shows him her belly and she says that they are having a baby and kisses him and that she and him forever.
Black Out
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Best episode quotes:
Vampire #1: Hey. Hey. Isn't that...?
Vampire #2: Yeah.
Angelus: That's right, brothers and sisters. The rumors are true. Angel has left the building, and I am back.
Crowd: Welcome back!
Angelus: But hey, I'm no different than the next guy. I put my victims' skin on one leg at a time.
Rosaria: Angelus! Remember me?
Angelus: Not really.
Rosaria: Oh, come on! A little town outside Tuscany, 1845, give or take. Rosaria!
Angelus: Rosaria. Right.
Rosaria: Yeah. Flew in with some of my friends when we heard about the permanent midnight. Hey, a bunch of us are gonna raid a pre-school later. You wanna join us? Have a little kiddie cockta- Aah!
Angelus: Everybody wants a piece of you. I'm looking for the Beast A guy over there told me you might know where he hangs his horns.
Demon: Whoa. You're him. Talking to me. Not usually impressed by vampires, but this is such a- such an honor. Hey, could ya sign a little something for my hell-spawn? Make it out to Ashley. She's a beautiful little- Oh!
Angelus: Maybe some other time. Where is the Beast?
Demon: I- I don't know, I swear!
Vampire #2: I seen him. The Beast. Seen him a couple of times. Down by the building by the wash.
Angelus: Show me.
Lilah: Why so glum? It is kinda what you wanted, isn't it? I mean, deep down. Me out of the picture- utterly, finally. You can't get outer than this. It makes your life simpler, doesn't it? Cleaner?
Wesley: I didn't want this.
Lilah: Come on, what are you worried about, Wesley? You hated yourself for being with me. Or maybe you just hated yourself for loving being with me. Hey, semantics. In any case, we both knew, sooner or later, it would come to a messy end. For one of us, anyway. So ease up on that furrowed brow. You're free now. No longer encumbered with the secret shame of our relationship.
Wesley: It wasn't a relationship.
Lilah: There's a signed dollar bill in your wallet I think proves different. You knew how I felt.
Wesley: You don't feel.
Lilah: The only true thing I ever-
Wesley: You didn't love me. You couldn't.
Lilah: We'll never know now, will we?
Vampire #2: Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is the place. This is the place, right?
Vampire #1: Hey, man, you saw the thing. I didn't.
Angelus: Where was the Beast headed?
Vampire #2: Uh, I can't remember, man.
Angelus: Try remembering harder, Paco.
Vampire #2: OK, I was just trying to steer clear of the mammoth, all right? You know what I'm saying, man?
Angelus: Listen to what I'm saying. I don't have time to-
Vampire #2: Hey. Hey man, you want we should come with? Uh, all right, we'll just stay here. Man, you made him nervous.
Vampire #1: Me?
Vampire #2: Damn
Faith: OK, you got my attention. What's your beef, Deb? You really ought to think twice. Or not.
Deb: Nothing personal. I need the money.
Faith: For a nose job?
Guard: Come on, come on.
Faith: Hey, hey, self defense. She attacked me, Eddie.
Guard: Yeah, I saw the whole thing. Get her to the infirmary.
Faith: Wait, you saw?
Guard: Hey, caught us by surprise. I mean, who'd be crazy enough to try to take you out?
Lilah: I know what it is. The reason you're having such a hard time with this. Why you're taking so long to- you know... The awful truth: you couldn't save me. And this is the exclamation point.
Wesley: Saved you from the Beast, for all the good it did.
Lilah: Wesley, you know that's not what I'm talking about. You couldn't save me from me.
Wesley: Is that what you thought?
Lilah: Me? Lover, I'm not even here. I'm just a figment in your devilishly handsome head. So, clearly, it's what you thought. For all your supposed darkness, edge of the razor mystique, there was always a small part of you that thought you could pull me back from the brink of my evil, evil ways. Help me find redemption.
Wesley: Redemption?
Lilah: Angel's influence, I suppose. The whole not giving up on someone, no matter how far he- or she- has fallen. Oh, well. Too late for me. Let's just get it over with. That body's not gonna dismember itself, you know.
Wesley: I'm sorry, Lilah.
Lilah: Oh, Wes, we don't have that word in our vocabulary. Not people like you and
Angelus: This how you treat an old friend. Kill the chick I was chasing, then lure me here with the scent of her blood.
The Beast: We were never friends, Angelus.
Angelus: I know. But calling you a big dumb hunk of rock seemed a little on the nose. Come on... I'm teasing. It's been, what, a couple hundred years. You still want to kick my ass.
The Beast: It's true I long to crush your skull, but I didn't bring you here to fight. That wasn't my instruction.
Angelus: Your instruction?
The Beast: My master has requested you.
Angelus: Your master. Nice workmanship. Did you make this in shop for daddy?
The Beast: Don't touch that.
Angelus: Sorry. I can see you put a lot of yourself into it. So... the attack on Angel Investigations, rain of fire, blotting out the sun-
The Beast: Stealing your soul... All designed by my master to bring forth and keep Angelus.
Angelus: Hell of a plan. Real "big picture" thinking. So, when can I meet the big brain behind my liberation?
The Beast: In time. For now, you will take your orders through me.
Angelus: Or, here's a better idea: no, I won't. Tell your boss I'm grateful for the attention, but I don't take grocery lists from the messenger boy.
The Beast: I will teach you respect.
Angelus: Look, you may have played those suckers at Angel, Inc., but I don't like having my strings yanked, and I don't like being kept in the dark... Figuratively, anyway. And if your boss was half as smart as he thinks he is, he knows I won't take orders from a lackey. What? You don't like "lackey?" Hmm. Or how about, uh, toady? Or lickspittle? Lickspittle's nice. Oh, wait, I got it. Flunky. That's it. You're just a big, stupid, butt-ugly, slow-moving flunky. Ah, come on, Rocky. If that's all you got, you better throw in the towel and call it a night. When the Beastmaster's ready to peek out from behind your skirt, have him give me a call.
Cordevila: Well, you handled that brilliantly.
The Beast: He's not to be trusted.
Cordevila: What about you? Letting him bait you into a fight like that. I haven't spent all this time and energy so you can mess it all up with your petty jealousies. You know Angelus is crucial to my plan.
The Beast: My apologies, my master.
Cordevila: You need patience. He'll come around...when he sees what I have to offer. And, if he doesn't, you can pull off his head and tear him to bits. Now... give mama some sugar.
Faith: They told me my lawyer was here to see me. You my lawyer now, Wes?
Wesley: Hello, Faith. How are you?
Faith: Still alive. Never thought I'd live long enough to see you paying me a visit.
Wesley: A lot's happened.
Faith: Whatever it is suits you. I mean, you're looking... good.
Wesley: You know what's going on in L.A.?
Faith: Seen the news, sure. Never-ending night, rain of fire. Team Angel must really have their hands full.
Wesley: You don't know the half of it.
Faith: But you're here to fill in the blanks for me. Why?
Wesley: We need you.
Faith: Well, uh, I hate to wet the paper for you, Wes, but I'm kinda unavailable right now. Maybe you want to check back in a few decades when my parole comes up.
Wesley: You need to know-
Faith: It's Armageddon again. I dig. The last thing you need's me in the mix. Besides, Angel'll come shining through in the end like he always does.
Wesley: Angel's gone, Faith. Angelus is back.
Faith: Step away from the glass.
Faith: You OK?
Wesley: Five by five.
Faith: A kid. Angel's got a kid.
Wesley: Connor.
Faith: A teenage kid born last year.
Wesley: I told you he grew up in a hell dimension.
Faith: Right. And, what, Cordelia spent her last summer as-
Wesley: A divine being.
Faith: Uh-huh. Can I just ask- what the hell are you people doing?
Wesley: Leading complicated lives, obviously.
Cordevila: Faith? What the hell is she doing here?
Faith: Nice to see you too, Cor.
Wesley: She's here to help.
Cordevila: Oh, gee, that's great. Oh, wait a sec. Wasn't she convicted of murder and sent to a state correctional facility for like a gazillion years?
Faith: Murder 2, 25 to life, for the record.
Cordevila: So now you brought psycho slayer out of retirement to kill Angelus?
Faith: Cordelia, you have every right to feel that way about me. You have no reason to trust me, but I don't have loads of time, so why don't we save it until after this is over. Cool? OK, let's get down to it. We're gonna keep this hunting party tight. Gunn, right?
Gunn: Yeah.
Faith: Love the name. I hear you're a good fighter.
Gunn: I hold my own.
Faith: That's a shame. You're with me, Wes, and the kid.
Connor: The kid has a name.
Faith: Connor. Arm yourself how you like, but I want you to carry the tranq gun. If I can't take him down, I want you to be ready to take the shot, yeah? In case anyone has any other ideas, this is a salvage mission, not search and destroy, OK?
Connor: No. Not OK. You think you can just breeze in here, telling everyone what to do? You're not a part of this. If you think I'm not gonna kill Angelus if he comes at me, then-
Faith: Listen up, junior. When need a blood hound, I'll call you. If Angelus needs putting down, I'll be the one to do it, not you. So... is there anything else you're not OK with? Good. Show me the weapons.
Connor: So, vampire slayers. I was told about them. How come you're always girls?
Faith: I dunno. Better at it, I guess.
Connor: You haven't seen what I can do.
Faith: Let's not.
Connor: He was here. Just.
Faith: Eyes and ears peeled. Watch the periph. Hey, nobody make a move until I- You deficient? What did I just say?
Connor: He was attacking!
Faith: You thought it was Angelus. You can't listen, you're no good to me. Get him out of here. Someone take him back to the hotel.
Connor: What?
Gunn: Yeah, easier said. The kid's got a history of not doing what he's told.
Faith: He'll do what I tell him.
Connor: Yeah, sure I will.
Faith: I get it. You're a super-being. Are you a murderer? 'Cause I am. If it comes down to you or Angelus, you haven't shown me a thing to make me want to take your side.
Gunn: I like her.
Wesley: Do you know where we're going?
Faith: Not especially.
Wesley: How do you expect to find Angelus without Connor?
Faith: The old-fashioned way. The kid's not the only tracker. Something'll turn up. A trail of bodies, tell-tale clue... maybe a carpet fiber.
Wesley: So much for the element of surprise. We'll have to come at him from two sides.
Faith: You take low. I'll hit him high.
Vampire #2: Pretty ballsy, mister, creeping around my buddy Angelus. Come on, pretty boy.
Angelus: Hey, Faith. Nice to see you again. Mmm. You're looking choice as ever. Oh, that's right. We've never really met, have we?
Faith: So, what are you waiting for? Come out and gimme a kiss.
Angelus: No, no, no. You come to me. That's it. Getting warmer. Warmer...warmer. You're smoking hot. But then again, you probably knew that. Honey, I brought a guest home for dinner. Let's eat.
The Beast: What is this, Angelus?
Angelus: This is a slayer. Say "hi" to the nice Beast, Faith.
The Beast: You dare to bring a slayer here?
Angelus: Hey, I'm doing you a favor, Stonehenge. She's here to seriously mess up you and your boss's plans. So, question is, what do you do, hot shot? Hmm? What do you do? Smile, Faith. I thought you'd enjoy a threesome.
Faith: Sure.
Angelus: Oh.
Faith: Let's get it on.
Angelus: Ooh-ee! Watch yourself, big guy, the girl's on fire. That's gonna sting in the morning. Nice! Come on, Faithy. You're not even trying. Better get up. Oh! You know, somebody should break this up.
The Beast: This is all you are? I had heard the slayer possessed great strength, but there's no real power here. My master's power is beyond all limits, beyond your petty imagining. You are weak. You're nothing. You could not even defeat me.
Angelus: Ain't that the truth. I mean, look at this guy, hm? Pretty much the only thing that could do damage to that thick, stony hide...is himself. Or, maybe, I don't know, a piece of himself. I knew it. I knew it! Aw, crap! You mean, killing the Beast really does bring back the sun? I thought that was Angel's retarded fantasy. Aah! Oh, well, what're you gonna do? Take the bad with the good, I always say. Anyway, I just wanted Beastie boy here to soften you up. I like my meat nice and tender. Ooh, swing and a miss, slugger. Sorry, but- God! OK. Well, I gotta give you props. Nice move, really. I guess we'll just have to take a rain check on that whole eviscerating you thing. Just you and me, now, Faithy. Catch you later.
Gunn: Ooh-oo. Check it out. We got sun.
Lorne: Well, ding dong, the Beast is dead.
Fred: I've never seen anything so beautiful in all my life. Where are the others?
Lorne: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's hear the war stories. How'd you bring that monster down?
Gunn: Well, it wasn't us. Not Connor and me, anyway. We-
Connor: She must've fought it. Faith. The Beast must've attacked her, and she must- It's gotta be. Hey, where's Cordy? Does she know?
Fred: She's up in her room.
Lorne: Hey, what about Angelus?
Gunn: Well, if that girl can take out the Beast, my money says she'll have Angelus hog-tied and back here by dinner time.
Connor: Hey! Isn't it incredible?
Cordevila: It's...wonderful.
Connor: She did it. Faith. She's... amazing.
Cordevila: Connor-
Connor: I mean, I had no idea what a slayer could do.
Cordevila: A weakness for slayers? You're definitely his son. Connor, we need- There's something you need to, um- I don't know how- Well, I know how, but, uh...
Connor: What? What is it?
Cordevila: We're having a baby. Touch it.
Connor: This- it's impossible. I- How could?
Cordevila: All I know is there's a life growing inside of me, and it's ours. We're connected now. You and me. Forever.
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Story: 10
Acting: 10
Writing: 10
Picture: 10
Gripping: 10
My Rank: 10
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Total: 10