This is without a doubt Lorne's best episode. it's very original and different than the average Angel episodes. I mean how can you not like the gang in vegas? and oh my, I loved the Lornettes!
9.7
"Superb"
The House Always Wins
A very original episode. It was full of great humor and it was a very fun episode to watch. It was Lorne at his best. even though it's pretty brainless (like Buffy 'Beer Bad') both are still really fun and underappreciated. and Cordy comes at at the end. yay!
cut to Connor fighting a vampire and Cordy is watching everything. Angel helps Connor and Connor kills it. Angel feels that someone is watching him and Cordy thinks he means her but he means Fred and Gunn. and they think Angel isn't ready with the loss of Connor and Cordy so he takes Gunn and Fred to Las Vegas.
the credits start
cut to the gang over going to Vegas and Angel has been thee before when there were dunes and they see that Lorne is performing so they enter and everyone thinks it's make up and Lorne sings and Fred is very exited and Lorne goes to the croud and makes them sing for him and he passes right through Fred, Gunn and Angel and they feel bad cause of that and Lorne keeps making some sing and then he goes to a girl named Vivian who is going to Paris and then the show ends. then everyone goes for an autograph and Lorne ignores them and then gets taken away and Lorne says that they're some old friends of him. cut to Lorne later and his boss comes in and says he was great but then he wants to know something but Lorne doesn't want to and get hit and he says he will kill a Lornette if he doesn't talk and then he tells the future of some of those people and the man tells him to prepare for more and leaves locking Lorne behind bars.
cut to Wesley in his house and Lilah calls and they talk over the phone and he tells Lilah to take off her clothes on the phone and he likes it. cut to the guys playing and Fred is still upset that Lorne didn't talk to them. Vivian gets a chip from a Lornette who tells her to play it and then Angel asks her to give Lorne and a note and she says she will try. Angel noticed that there is something wrong and Cordy is watching and she notice it too but she wants Angel to help her. cut to Fred and Gunn and they are gonna go to Lorne and don't notice some guys taking Angel behind them. and they take him outside but Angel vamps and knocks them out and then sees Vivian who almost gets killed by a car but he saves her and she is acting weird and she says she has to play to win.
cut to Gunn and Fred don't knowing how to get in but Fred thinks of something and dresses like a Lornette and goes to enter the room and she enters and Lorne attacks her but sees it's Fred and he's very happy and tells her that he's a prisoner and that Fluffy meant her dog that she doesn't have that means they have to rescue him. cut to Angel and he throws something on the board and then house wins and Angel starts to act all strange and the man gives him more chips. cut back and Gunn is waiting and Fred comes out screaming that Lorne attacked her and puked out his skeleton and the guards go inside and Lorne comes out and they close the doors. and run with Gunn.
cut to those guys talking about Angel's future and that he lost it now but they get a call. cut to the three and they see Angel playing and they tell him the plan and they leave but they don't know where to go and Lorne tells them the story that the ones that play lose their future cause house always wins and other people call for that future and the ones without a future don't have anything to do. then cut to outside and they realise Angel is one of them and some guards are after them but Lorne screams in a microphone and makes people almost depth and the escape. they have to go back and Gunn thinks that Lorne sold Angel out but he says that every time he said no the guy would blow up a girls brains out.
cut to the gang arriving and Gunn goes to Angel but Angel doesn't listen and the guards come with Lorne and Fred and take Gunn as well leaving Angel playing. cut to upstairs and they are gonna kill Fred and Gunn and Cordy feels helpless but then she makes the machine win so that Angel wins a lot of money and the man doesn't understand because Angel doesn't have a destiny and makes his workers bring him. he checks if Angel really doesn't have a destiny and he really doesn't have one. there is nothing in him. then he's gonna kill Gunn and Fred and Angel sees it and vamps out and kicks everyone and Lorne destroys something that kills that man and everyone gets their future back. then they go out and Angel remember the room cause it was Elvis and Pricilla’s wedding and Angel had fun. cut to the gang coming home and go to the hotel and Angel sees Cordelia 'Who are you people'?
Black Out
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Best episode quotes:
Vampire: Nothing human can move that fast. What are you?
Connor: Don't know yet. But I know what you are and what to do with you. That'll do for now.
Angel: You're talking too much. Gives him time to watch it! Don't let him box you in. That's it, Connor. No, don't go toe-to-toe. He's too big and faster than he looks. Wait for an opening. Stay sharp. You can do it. That's it.
Cordelia: Of course he can do it. He's his father's son. Same dark good looks, same lost-boy sweetness...And the broodiness boy, he's got that down stone-cold. You really don't have to worry about him, Angel. But maybe there is something you could be worrying a little more about. Like, for instance, me. Remember me? The one stuck in misty magic land for like eternity. You've got to get me out of here, Angel. Please! Help me!
Angel: I know you're there, watching me.
Cordelia: Oh my God! Angel, you can hear me? I so love you. You don't know what it's been like
Fred: We weren't spying...
Cordelia: Oh, for crap's sake!
Gunn: Well, actually we were.
Fred: OK, we were. It's just we've been a little concerned about you. Wondering where you've been skulking off to these last few nights
Angel: I'm not skulking.
Gunn: You should go after him talk to him if that's what you want.
Fred: What exactly do you want, Angel. I'm only asking because, well, you've been seeming kind of... distracted. Like maybe you're not as ready as you think to move on without Connor and Cordy.
Gunn: And, frankly, man, when you're head's someplace else, we are into some serious floundering. I mean, you act like a guy with a clear agenda, always on the move, but we don't know where we're going.
Angel: C'mon.
Gunn: For instance.
Fred: Um, Angel, where are we going?
Angel: On a little retreat. The three of us.
Fred: Oh, like a spiritual journey?
Gunn: Whoa, you mean like that monastery you went to in Tibet?
Angel: Exactly.
Gunn: No one seems to be bothered by the fact that he's a demon.
Fred: They must think it's all make-up, like the Blue Man Group. You don't think the Blue Man Group...
Angel: Only two of them.
Guard 1#: Whoa. What's this? He already got his drink.
Fred: Uh, yeah he He did. Right. I-I know. They told me I mean, they sent me to...
Guard 1#: Oh, I get it. A little pre-show diddle for the green guy, huh?
Fred: What? Diddle? I'm what?
Guard 1#: Oh, don't be nervous. The demon, he doesn't bite. Yeah, not with his mouth anyway.
Guard 2#: Wait a minute. You missed a couple of spots on your neck and behind your ear. You might want to fix that before you go out on stage.
Fred: Oh, right, 'cause 'cause that would have been really embarrassing.
Lorne: Oh, I'm sorry, peach pie. I thought you just might have been
Fred: Your diddle buddy?
Lorne: My what-le what? Oh, F-Fred? Winifred? Oh, hey, hallelujah. Oh, sweet cheeks, you don't know the hell I've been through.
Fred: Uh-huh. It looks like real torture.
Lorne: Yeah, well it took you heroes long enough to rescue me.
Fred: Frankly, Lorne, we weren't aware you needed rescuing.
Lorne: Weren't aware? I told you.
Fred: When?
Lorne: Well, every time you called me, I kept asking about Fluffy.
Fred: Oh, I thought you were just using some sort of show-business catch phrase I wasn't hip enough to get. Who's Fluffy?
Lorne: Fluffy. Fluffy the dog. The dog you don't have. The universally recognized code for "I'm being held prisoner. Send help!"
Fred: Oh. OK. I'm hip now. Who's holding you prisoner?
Lorne: Oh, the creep who owns this place. Lee DeMarco. Well, he used to be some second-rate lounge magician until he got his hands on something legitimately mystical. Yeah now he's a first-rate psychopath, and he's using me to destroy people's lives.
Fred: Ahh! Oh my God! It was horrible. He-he attacked me with these, um, laser beams that that shot out of his horns, and and he escaped. He's gone!
Guard 1#: There's no other way out.
Fred: Right. No. 'Cause, 'cause he went through some sort of of demon metamorphosis thing, and, and he spit out his entire skeleton like, like Like that, and then he just He slithered away. Down the drain. In the sink. In the bathroom. Hurry!
Guard 1#: Security One, we have a Code Green. Repeat: Code Green.
Gunn: Somebody wanna give me the lowdown?
Lorne: Later. Suffice it to say we're dead if we don't get our fannies out of dodge.
Gunn: Good enough.
Gunn: You said this DeMarco guy is destroying lives. How?
Lorne: By taking 'em.
Gunn: By killing people?
Lorne: No, worse, muchacho. He's been using me to read members of my audience. Find those with what he calls valuable destinies: power, wealth, fame, yadda yadda yadda. Then the ones I pick they get chosen to play this "Spin To Win" game. Only it's not a game. It's a big scamola. Then their destinies are imprinted on the chips and that old black magic wheel's tricked out to never pay off.
Game Operator: House wins!
Lorne: The house always wins, and everybody loses: their futures, their destinies... They get offered up to an extremely black global market and sold to anyone willing to pay big money to change his or her life.
Fred: Futures trading.
Lorne: Can't get any more literal than that, crumb cake.
Fred: What happens to 'em? Those people?
Lorne: Uh, nothing. Nothing happens to 'em, or will. They got no purpose, no direction. Unable to accomplish or succeed at anything ever again. Most never leave here. Some never get out of the casino. They just sit there shoveling coins into slot machines that never pay off, like zombies or
Gunn: Angel! They got him.
Fred: Uh-oh.
Gunn: Yeah, I'd say that's a pretty big uh-oh.
Fred: That was... brilliant, Lorne. I may never hear my upper registers again, but nice work.
Gunn: Yeah, great work. How you sold Angel out.
Fred: Charles...
Gunn: Boy, DeMarco must have wet his pants when you told him what a ripe destiny that was for the pickings. A champion to save the world or destroy it.
Lorne: You really believe I'd do that?
Gunn: I don't know, Lorne. I don't know why you did any of it. What, you were living so large, blaring Tony Bennett so loud in that sweet suite of yours, you couldn't hear your conscience screaming at you!
Fred: Charles, it doesn't matter.
Gunn: It does to me. I wanna know, Lorne. Why didn't you just say no to that piece of
Lorne: I did! The first time he asked me to, of course I refused. So he blew a girl's brains out right in front of me. And he said that's what I could expect every time I said no.
Gunn: Sorry.
Lorne: No more than I am, slick.
Gunn: You... you know who I am, right?
Angel: Gunn.
Gunn: That's right. And I'm your friend.
Angel: I know. I'm not stupid.
Cordelia: Oh. That's just great. I mean, what's the point of being an all-seeing powerful whachamawhoosit if I'm not allowed to intervene? My friends are gonna die. I mean, what am I supposed to Angel. God, look what they've done to you. If I could just get you into that room, maybe Think, bubblehead. How do I…
Lee: I'll-I'll start again. How did you win on the slot machine?
Angel: I put a quarter in the slot, and I pulled that little lever.
Angel: This room there's something familiar.
Gunn: Angel?
Angel: You're my friend. I know. I'm not stupid. Oh, now I remember that room! Elvis and Priscilla's wedding reception, 1967. Yes. All right. It's not that I was you know really invited. They just put me near the dais. I think somebody thought I was in the band. Probably because I was all drunk and surly. They had these little fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
Gunn: OK, no more road trips for at least six months.
Fred: I can't wait for a nice, hot bath.
Lorne: Hey, you OK?
Angel: Just thinking. Doesn't make any sense winning on that machine.
Gunn: Maybe DeMarco was right: glitch in the machine.
Lorne: Or maybe Lady Luck was smiling down on you.
Angel: Hmm. Lady Luck. I don't know. Just, I don't get why or how I was able to fight when I had no reason to, no destiny.
Lorne: Well, even without a flight plan, bucko, you're still a stealth bomber. You were fighting for your friends' futures. The people you love are part of your destiny. Nobody can take that away, not even you. Well, listen, I got a lot more insightful bon mots like that, but, um, I've been stuck in a car for five and a half hours, and I gotta pee. Excuse me.
Gunn: Hey, so that bath idea? Maybe I can help you with one or two of those hard-to-reach spots.
Fred: Or three.
Gunn: OK, but three is where I draw the
Angel: Cordelia?
Cordelia: Who are you people?
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Story: 9
Acting: 10
Writing: 10
Picture: 10
Gripping: 10
My Rank: 9
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Total: 9.7