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(On the plane...)
Slappy: How ya doing?
Skippy: I feel airsick! (belches, then his cheeks grow big as if he's going to puke)
Slappy: (to the camera) Dissolve to the next scene, quick! (does so; they are now on a bus) Better?
Skippy: Yeah.
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Skippy: That's not Bumbie's mom. She's old.
Slappy: Tactless, yet rude.
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Slappy: Have I ever lied to you before?
Skippy: You said Keno is legal in Burbank. You said Magilla Gorilla was a woman. You said...
Slappy: Can it!
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(The walrus woman is about to say something)
Slappy: Say one word and I'll throw dynamite down your pants.
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Slappy: (about Bumper) His biography said that he bumped his butt because he ate too much sugar. It's sad, really.
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Slappy: No one ever really gets killed in cartoons.
Skippy: But Bumbie wasn't a cartoon, it was a movie. Bumbie's mother is... WAAAAAH!
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Slappy: Bumbie's mom isn't dead. She was one of my old actress friends. She used to date George Jetson.
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Skippy: Where are we going?
Slappy: We're going to see Bumbie's mom.
Skippy: But Bumbie's mom is... (starts crying).
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Walrus: What is that child's problem?
Slappy: Me! And in two seconds, you're going to share that problem!
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Walrus: Well, I never...!
Slappy: Well, you should--it's fun!
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Stewardess: Would you like anything?
Slappy: Perhaps a sedative.
Stewardess: Huh? I don't get it.
Slappy: Go away.
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Vina Waleen: Slappy? Slappy, darlin', is that you?
Slappy: If it ain't, you'd better call my agent!