Animaniacs

Miss Flamiel: We will begin class by reciting the Pledge of Allegiance. Please repeat after me. Yakko, Wakko, and Dot: Please repeat after me. Miss Flamiel: No, no, no! Wait until I start, then repeat after me. Yakko, Wakko, and Dot: No, no, no! Wait until I start, then repeat after me. Miss Flamiel: Stop that! I'm warning you! Yakko, Wakko, and Dot: Stop that! I'm warning you! Miss Flamiel: Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Yakko, Wakko, and Dot: Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Miss Flamiel: If you don't stop it right now, I shall scream! Yakko, Wakko, and Dot: If you don't stop it right now, I shall scream! Miss Flamiel: All right, that's it! Yakko, Wakko, and Dot: All right, that's it! (Miss Flamiel screams and runs out of the room, then Yakko, Wakko, and Dot scream and run away for a second.) Yakko, Wakko, and Dot: (they get back in their seats for a brief moment) With liberty and justice for all. (the Warners run out of the room again)

Miss Flamiel: Wakko, can you multiply? Wakko: (literally multiplies like an amoeba) How's this? Miss Flamiel: Not that kind of multiply! Let's move on...

Miss Flamiel: Yakko, can you conjugate? Yakko: Me? I've never even kissed a girl! Miss Flamiel: No, no, no. It's really easy; I'll conjugate with you. Yakko: (to the viewers) Goodnight, everybody!

Miss Flamiel: Let's start with math. Yakko, can you count to one hundred? Yakko: One, two, skip a few, ninety-nine, one hundred! Miss Flamiel: No...Give me ALL the numbers! Yakko: Hey, it's only a six-minute cartoon...

Yakko: Wait! Don't you want to see our homework? Miss Flamiel: How can you have homework? It's the first day of school! Dot: Extra credit. (A halo appears above her head) Miss Flamiel: All right, let me see it. Yakko: We can't; our dog ate it. Miss Flamiel: Don't lie to me...! Dot: We're not lying. See? (points to Wakko, who is seen chewing up a piece of paper while standing on all fours like a dog)

Miss Flamiel: There hasn't been a child yet that I haven't been able to keep in line...except for Buddy Hackett, but that's genetic!

Miss Flamiel: What is the meaning of the word 'Procrastination?' Wakko: I'll tell you tomorrow.

Miss Flamiel: We'll move on to science. Dot, what can you tell me about the great scientists of the nineteenth century? Dot: They're all dead. Miss Flamiel: No no no! Dot: All right. They're all living. Miss Flamiel: No no no! Yakko: Well, now we're getting into philosophy.