Animaniacs

Yakko: All right, all right. We get the picture. If you don't want any cookies, then just leave! Einstein: I'm not going to leave--this is my house. Yakko: All right, then you leave. Einstein: Fine!

(after receiving the Nobel Prize) Yakko: It's no merit badge--but it'll do!

(answering the door) Einstein: This better be important! I'm thinking about black holes!

(a hot Swiss girl walks by) Wakko: Hello Swiss Nurse Miss! Yakko: Oh, no, you don't! We've got cookies to sell!

The ACME Song: Whenever we're feeling blue, Here's what we always do: When your face is long Sing the Acme Song! You'll feel so fresh and new! There's the A that's first, There's a C that's next, There's an M; you're almost done. There's the E; it's last Now spell it out A - C - M - E That's fun! [spoken] Now backwards! [sung] There's the E that's last There's the M; it's next There's C; you're almost done There's the A; it's first What's first is last E - M - C - A We're done!

Wakko: Wanna buy some delicious cookies? Einstein: Cookies?? What am I going to do with cookies? Dot: You eat them, silly mustache man! (to the viewers) Whoa! Dumber than advertised!

Yakko: All right, all right. We get the picture. If you don't want any cookies, then just leave! Einstein: I'm not going to leave... this is my house. Yakko: All right, then you leave. Einstein: Fine!

Yakko: Don't worry, siblings. We'll sell that nice man a box of cookies, or die trying! Or try dying! Or do some tie-dying!

Dot: Oh, oh, my heart aches with the sorrow of a thousand scouts! No merit badge. I mourn my loss. Yakko: Say, those acting classes are really paying off!

Einstein: If the sun is P, and gravity is H, it makes a pppppphhhhhhhh!