Brain: This Caped Oppossum is a self-obsessed nocturnal loon with a dreadful fashion sense. Pinky: That's not true, Brain; he's a crime-fighting genius! Narf!
Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? Pinky: Well, I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish! Brain: Pinky, you are a threat to tolerance.
Caped Oppossum: (whining) At this rate there'll never be a movie about me...
Brain: I shall become a costumed crime fighter and thwart Johnny Badnote, overshadowing the Caped Oppossum. Then I will use the superhero's fame and forum to rule the world! Pinky: Egad, Brain, brilliant! Oh, wait, no...a real hero needs more than a costume. Brain: Some kind of jet propulsion? Pinky: No, your own comic book!
(Pinky and Brain change into their new costumes) Pinky: Ta-da! The Pink Wonder is ready for action! Brain? Brain? Brain: Call me by my new name: The Cranial Crusader!
Pinky: You're a good driver, Brain! Brain: I've watched a lot of Dukes of Hazzard.
Pinky: Too bad we can't use the Possum Prehensile Tailgrip to lower ourselves down... Brain: (baffled) Uh...who says we can't? Now, where's the button for this thing...
(a large telephone book has just landed on Brain) Brain: (dazed) Did you know this phonebook has three separate listings for nitro-burning funny cars?
Brain: My confidence in this mission is dwindling...
Brain: This is the last time I let comic books get in the way of intellect.
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