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Dr. Scratchansniff: (seeing The Warners appear in front of him) What do you want??
Yakko: We asked you first.
Dr. Scratchansniff: Well, I want... (realizing what Yakko said) No, you didn't!
Dot: Well, we meant to...
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Dr. Scratchansniff: No more gags, no more jokes, and no more monkey stuff!
Yakko: Define "monkey stuff".
Dr. Scratchansniff: You know, monkey stuff! That's where you go around dragging your hands on the ground, acting like a monkey... (begins imitating a monkey)
Wakko: Maybe you should go see a "P-sychiatrist"...
Dr. Scratchansniff: I AM a "P-sychiatrist"... I mean a PSYCHIATRIST!
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(Dr. Scratchansniff meets the Warners for the first time.)
Dot: Did you miss us?
Scratchansniff: I hardly even know you...
Yakko and Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!
Dot: And the Warner Sister!
(The Warners all kiss Dr. Scratchansniff.)
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Narrator: Warner Brothers was home to some of the biggest stars in Hollywood...
Ralph: Duh...good morning Mr. Biggest Star in Hollywood!
Humphrey Bogart: Good morning, sweet heart.
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Dr. Scratchansniff: Do you know who I am?
(Monitors from a game-show appear in front of the Warners and Yakko presses the button on his.)
Yakko: Dr. Otto Scratchansniff, world famous psychoanalyst of the stars?
Dr. Scratchansniff: That is correct.
Yakko: I won! I won! (leaps into Dr. Scratchansniff's arms) What did I win?
Dr. Scratchansniff: Nothing!
Yakko: Say, what kind of game-show is this??
Dr. Scratchansniff: This isn't a game-show!
Yakko: Well, I'll say it isn't; no one wins anything. You'll be lucky to stay on the air for one week!
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Dr. Scratchansniff: Now, Mister Reagan...Please tell me about these dreams you've been having.
Ronald Reagan: Well, in my dreams, I'm president of the United States...
(Dr. Scratchansniff writes in his notes that Reagan has delusions of grandeur that are "incurable".)
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Dr. Scratchansniff: Okay, Dot...may I call you "Dot"?
Dot: Yeah. But call me "Dotty", and you die.
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Dr. Scratchansniff: You always make a joke. That is not good! Now, no more jokes, yeah?
(The Warners shake their heads slowly.)
Dr. Scratchansniff: Uh... Yeah. Now, go plant yourselves on the couch.
(The Warners literally plant themselves onto the couch by posing as flowers.)
Dr. Scratchansniff: I said no more jokes!
Yakko: This isn't a joke; it's a visual gag.
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Mr. Plotz: I haven't been this upset since we made "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead"!