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This is a crossover story that features Slappy the Squirrel from Animaniacs and Lil' Sneezer from Tiny Toon Adventures. The story is about Slappy adopting Lil' Sneezer. You can add more to the story if you want.

One day Slappy and Skippy were watching TV and then there was a knock at the door. Slappy went to answer it and saw that nobody was there. "Lousy pranksters!" said Slappy. "Excuse me." said the little mouse who knocked on the door. Slappy looked down at the mouse with a shocked look on her face. "Hi!" said the mysterious, young mouse. "Who are you, kid?" said Slappy. "My name is Lil' Sneezer, but you can call me Sneezer."

That's all I got for now, but like I said, feel free to add more.

Part 4

"How are you and the kid gettin' along", said Slappy. "We're getting along just fine, Aunt Slappy!", said her enthusiastic nephew. "Well, I found some baby food at the store." Slappy looked at one of the jars of food and it said "Strained squash". "Slappy opened the jar and took a sniff at it. The smell of the baby food made her feel nauseated. "It certainly doesn't smell edible.", said Slappy. "But I'll feed it to him and see if he likes it." Slappy took a spoonful of the strained squash and pointed toward Sneezer's mouth, but he refused to open it. Slappy tried to do imitations of an airplane and a train. but Lil' Sneezer still wouldn't up. Then Skippy offered to help by doing funny faces for Lil' Sneezer. Sneezer started giggling and Slappy started putting the spoonful food in his mouth. "You did it, Aunt Slappy", said Skippy. "Thanks to you, kid.", said his aunt. "I think he's starting to like it.", said Skippy. But Sneezer started to spit the food and making a mess all over the kitchen and Slappy and Skippy. Sneezer giggled and said "Sorry". After the messed mess and the two squirrels were cleaned, Sneezer started crying. Slappy said, "Now what's the matter?". Skippy replied, "I think he's still hungry." "He's a bright kid, isn't he, folks?", Slappy said to the viewers. "What other kinds of baby food did you buy, Aunt Slappy?" "Well, just in case the strained squash didn't work, I also have cheese." "Cheese will probably work." So this time, Skippy fed him and Sneezer was enjoying the cheese. "Good job, kiddo" said Aunt Slappy. But then something happened. Sneezer started grunting and then sighed with relief. Skippy and Slappy started smelling a foul stench in the air and held their noses. "I think he needs to be changed.", said Skippy. Slappy said sarcastically, "What was your first clue, Sherlock?", And so, Slappy went to go changer Lil' Sneezer's diaper. After Sneezer was changed, Slappy put Sneezer down for a nap and she and Skippy decided to take a break and watch some TV.

Part 5

Feeling exhausted, Slappy said, "Oh, my back! I haven't felt this awful since I saw Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead." "I know what you mean, Aunt Slappy.", said her equally exhausted nephew. "Well, at least the kid won't be buggin' us for a while.", said Slappy. But what they didn't expect was the crying that was coming from Sneezer's bedroom. Skippy took a cushion from the couch and starting covering his little head with it to drown out the noise. Slappy said with a frustrated sigh, "I'll go see what he wants." When she entered Sneezer's bedroom, Sneezer stopped crying and Slappy asked in an annoyed voice, "May I help you, little man?" And Sneezer bounced up and down in his crib excitedly and begged, "Could you please read me a story, mommy? Huh, huh, huh? Please, please, please? Could you? Huh?" "Alright, alright! Just knock off the begging! You're about as bad as Skippy.", said Slappy. And from the living room, Skippy yelled, "I heard that!." So Slappy grabbed Sneezer from his crib, sat down in a rocking chair, laid him down in her arms and started telling Sneezer a story. It was about the time she got put on trial for using excessive cartoon violence. It wasn't long before Lil' Sneezer drifted off to sleep and his mother could put him back in his crib. "Sweet dreams, kiddo.", whispered Slappy. But before she could sneak out of the room, Sneezer woke up again, and he spoke up and rubbed his nose. "I need to...", Sneezer was almost ready to do the thing he's best known for: His powerful sneeze. "Ah, ah, ah,.. CHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" This strong sneeze sent his mom flying out of the room, through the house and into the neighbors' yard. "Excuse me.", giggled Sneezer.

Part 6

Slappy came back in and could see the huge hole at the side of her house. The neighbors could see this as well. Slappy picked up a phone and called her insurance agent. "So how did the house get that way?", said the agent. "My son sneezed so hard, it caused me to go flyin' through that part of the house.", Slappy explained. The agent laughed hysterically, "No, seriously, how did it get that way?". Slappy went to go get her son and a pepper shaker. She unscrewed the pepper shaker, held it up to his nose, and Sneezer was seconds away from sneezing again. She held him up to the phone and Sneezer gave another powerful sneeze from one line to the other. It was basically the kind of sneeze you would only see in cartoons. This blew the insurance agent away. Slappy spoke to him again on the phone, "Now do you believe me, buster?" "Yes, I'll take care of this right away.", said the partially injured agent. About half an hour later, the insurance agent came over to Slappy's place, he looked at the huge hole in her tree and said jokingly, "Are you sure that hungry termites didn't do it?". Slappy looked at him with an angry look on her face and swung her purse at him. He got back up and said, "Sorry, only kidding! Seriously, I would estimate that this damage would cost over $5,000. But I'll send a team of professionals to fill the hole." A couple of hours later, the professionals that the insurance agent hired filled the hole with what they claimed was a large piece of bark that was indestructible. No one or nothing could get through it. Later that night, everyone was asleep and a burglar snuck into the house and tried to steal some things. Sneezer got out of his crib and went into the kitchen for a midnight snack. The burglar hid behind the recliner as he saw the little mouse make his way to the kitchen. He came to get what he was after: The TV, and tried to make his way out the door. Before he was out the door, Sneezer came in and asked the burglar, "Whatcha doin'with the TV, Mr. Burglar?" "I'm not a burglar, kid, I'm a...repairman. Yeah, that's it! And I need to get this TV fixed, so see ya later, kid." "Ok, bye!", said the unsuspecting mouse. The wind from the outside started to blow the dust that was on the TV towards Sneezer. He started to inhale the dust and do his powerful sneeze again. It sent the burglar out of the house and hanging from a tree that was distant from Slappy's tree. The burglar accidentally dropped the TV when he landed in the tree, but nonetheless, Lil' Sneezer was a hero!

Part 7 The police came to Slappy's home and the firefighters came to the tree where the burglar was trapped to get him down from there. When the police came, Slappy and Skippy came into the living room to see what was going on. The neighbors too. "Is there a problem, officer?", said Slappy. "Yes, someone called and reported an attempted burlary." "It must have been one of the neighbors, 'cause we were all upstairs asleep.", said Skippy. "Except me.", said Sneezer. "I was down here getting a midnight snack." Slappy, Skippy, and the police officer looked at Lil' Sneezer in disbelief. "What can you tell us about the burglar?", said the officer. "Well, he tried to steal our TV, and I asked him where he was going with it, and he wasn't a burglar, he was a repairman and he needed to fix the TV 'cause it was broken and believing this, I let him take the TV away." "And then what happened?", said the officer. "Well, before he left, the wind from the outside blew the dust off the TV and I started breathing in it and sneezing in it. But the funny thing was, my sneeze got so powerful, it just sent him and the TV flyin'!". The officer was getting confused. "Uh...huh. Do you know where he's at now?" "He's hangin' from a tree." "Which one?" "I'll show ya!" Eventually Sneezer got in the police officer's car and lead them to where the burglar was. "There he is!", said Sneezer who pointed at the culprit. The firefighters got him down and the police officer made the arrest and read him his rights. The police used the broken TV that fell to the ground as evidence. The police took Sneezer home where Slappy and Skippy were waiting at the front door. "So, what's up?", said Slappy. "Is this by any chance your son, ma'am?", said the officer. "Yeah, why?" "Well, thanks to him we can bring the culprit to justice and we can put him away for a long time. Your son's a hero!" Slappy was in shock. "My son's a hero?!" "Sneezer, that's awesome!", said Skippy who was extremely proud. Back in the police car, the burglar was being escorted to jail, but he had a revenge scheme in mind. "I'm gonna get that kid if it's the last thing I ever do!", he thought to himself.

Part 9 When the two of them went into the living room, Slappy, Sneezer, and Skippy all discussed Sneezer's attitude. "We need to talk, Sneezer", said Slappy. "Yeah, something important.", said Skippy. "Ok, what do you wanna talk about?", asked Sneezer. "Me and Skippy were talking today about your bad behavior today and uh..." "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on a minute! Bad behavior!? What bad behavior!?", Sneezer interrupted. "Well, actually, it's not really bad behavior, it's just the way you've been acting like a bigshot.", said Skippy. Lil' Sneezer rolled his eyes as he was hearing this. "Yeah, and quite frankly, me and Skippy are sick of it." "Oh, I get it.", Sneezer said with a ticked-off look on his face. "You two are jealous 'cause I'm so rich and famous and you're not. Well, it you guys don't like it then you can kiss my...", "Hold it!", Slappy and Skippy said at the same time. "Look, Sneezer, your mom, my aunt has decided that it's time to pull you out of your contract." "Yeah, and not only that, but you're gonna be grounded." Sneezer was furious. "Grounded!? For what!?" "For your disrespect toward us.", said Skippy. "Yeah, and until you can learn to respect us, you can stay in your room. Now go!", Slappy said as she pointed to the direction to Sneezer's room. Lil' Sneezer sprinted to his room and slammed the door behind him. "I'm gonna make sure she never punishes me again, so I'll run away. I'm a star and I should be treated like one.", Sneezer said who slowly escaped from the bedroom window using a rope with a hook attached to it. Slappy and Skippy were unaware of what was going on.

Part 10 When Sneezer snuck out of his room he went into the forest to be alone and to look for some food. "I'll show them. I'll make them wish they never messed with me.", Lil' Sneezer said as his stomach growled. "Man, am I hungry! I need to find some food. Yep, I sure do." Sneezer said as he looked around the dark forest hoping to find some berries or anything else that's edible. Just then, a mysterious figure was watching Sneezer from behind a tree. It was Walter Wolf, Slappy's nemesis. He walked gently to Sneezer and tapped him on the shoulder. Sneezer flinched and cried for help. "Help, police, Batman, someone help!", screamed Sneezer. Walter tried to calm him down. "Relax, kid, I won't hurt you." said Walter. "Who are you?", asked Sneezer. "My name is Walter Wolf." "Hello, Walter, my name is Lil' Sneezer." "Why don't you come over to my house? I got plenty of food for you to eat." "Yum! Okay, let's go!" And so Walter and Sneezer went to his home, with Sneezer being unaware of the fact that his mother and his new friend Walter Wolf are common enemies. Meanwhile at Slappy's house, Slappy and Skippy are busy watching the Emmy Awards on TV. "How could you give Charlie Sheen an Emmy!?", said an angered Slappy. "They'll give anyone an Emmy.", said Skippy. "Anyway, don't you think that you were a little hard on Sneezer for grounding him, Aunt Slappy?" "Yeah, I guess you're right. I'll go check on him." Slappy went to Sneezer's room, but discovered that he ran away. "He's gone Skippy! He ran away!" "Oh no! What'll we do!?" "I'm gonna go out and find him, and when I do, he's gonna be grounded until he's my age!" "Wait, Aunt Slappy, I'm coming with you." The two squirrels go out and search for Sneezer.

Part 11

Slappy carried a flashlight with her and turned it on to see in the dark forest while Skippy accompanied her. "SNEEZER!", screamed Slappy. "Sneezer, where are you little cous!?", screamed Skippy. About half an hour later, Slappy and Skippy were starting to give up. "Aunt Slappy, I think it's about time we called it quits." "Maybe you're right, Skippy. Let's go home and call the police." Just when they were about to, Slappy noticed some familiar footprints. "Hey, wait a minute, Skippy, I think I recognize these footprints." "Who do they belong to, Aunt Slappy?" "I know these footprints belong to Sneezer and these other belong to..." "Who, Aunt Slappy, who!?" Steam started coming out of Slappy's ears as she followed the tracks to Walter Wolf's home, and Skippy pursued her. At his home, Walter and Sneezer were eating dinner and there was a knock at the door. Walter went to answer it. "Where's my kid!? I know you have him!!", Slappy shouted. "Nice to see you too, Slappy. I don't know who you're referring to, but maybe we can discuss it later. Bye!", Walter said as he slammed the the door in Slappy's face. "Walter! WALTER!", Slappy screamed at the top of her lungs. "So, now what?", asked Skippy. "I have an idea, but I'll need some dynamite and other things." Slappy whispered her idea in Skippy's ear. Meanwhile, Walter was busy washing dishes while Sneezer was still sitting at the table. Slappy and Skippy were sneaking into the house to get Sneezer. "Psst,", whispered Slappy. "It's me, Sneezer." "And me too!", said Skippy. "Mommy, Skippy, I missed you guys!!", said Sneezer in a hushed voice. "We missed you too, kid. Come with us and we'll take you home." "Okay!" Slappy, Skippy, and Sneezer all snuck out of the house, but before they did, Slappy replaced Sneezer with a fake Sneezer made with dynamite for arms, a cantaloupe for the head, baloney for the ears and a burlap sack for the body . The head even had a face drawn like Sneezer's with a magic marker. Slappy lit the dynamite sticks and she, her son and nephew got out of the house gently. Walter came back to check on the decoy Lil' Sneezer. "You look tired, little one, what do ya say I put you to bed?", Walter said as he lifted the fake Sneezer. "You don't look so well. You look like you're about to explode.", Walter laughed heartedly, but then he realized that Sneezer was really about to explode. "Uh-oh!", Walter said as he looked at the viewers. The fake Sneezer exploded along with the house. Slappy, Skippy, and Lil' Sneezer looked at this with smiles on their faces, and as Slappy looked at the charred remains of Walter, the decoy, and the house, she looked at the viewers and said, "Now that's comedy!"