And unfortunately, for the childhood networks we've grown up with, we have crappy people in charge, which makes all those networks the villains' house now.
All: "This day will live in infamy; Every childhood channel is history!" *all laugh*
Elizabeth Tumulty (cheif of CW): "Aidios, WB!"
Mike Eisner and Bob Igor (ex-Disney figurehead & current CEO): "Game over, Disney!"
Andy Heyward (owner of DiC): "Hit the road, DiC!"
Any MTV Networks executive: "Take a hike, Nicky (Nick, formerly Nickelodeon)!"
All: "It's our house now--and don't bother coming back--it's our house now!!"
Okay... Just HOW do you know all this stuff about who's in charge of what TV network, anyway??