Yakko: We will prove Dr. Scratchandsniff's innocence beyond a shadow of a doubt. Judge: I hate puns. Yakko: We will also prove that justice is not blind--she's cross-eyed.
Wakko: Do you swear? Traffic Cop: Yes. Wakko: Well, you shouldn't, it's not nice.
Judge: One more pun like that and I'll hold you in contempt! Yakko: Oh, I've never been to Contempt! Isn't that in New Mexico? Dot: Can we all go? Wakko: Do they have bats there? Do they suck blood?
(fearing the Warners acting as his lawyers wasn't a good choice) Scratchansniff: I wonder what prison is like...
Yakko: You're a meter maid? Traffic Cop: Why, yes. Yakko: Do you do windows? Traffic Cop: No! Yakko: Then what kind of maid are you?!
Wakko: Do you swear? Traffic Cop: Why, yes. Wakko: Well, you shouldn't! It's not nice.
Judge: Have you subpoenaed a witness? Yakko: I should certainly hope not! And shame on you for suggesting such a thing!
Yakko: Now, you just sit here and leave everything to us! Scratchansniff: (to audience) Help..!
Judge: (pointing at Yakko) What is the meaning of this?! Yakko: This is your finger--you have five of them on each hand; unless you're in the circus, that's negotiable.
Yakko:"Justice isn't blind, she's cross-eyed."
Title: La La Law
The title of this short "La La Law" is a reference to the television series L.A. Law.
S 1 : Ep 25
Aired 1/1/93 (22:00)
S 1 : Ep 24
Aired 1/1/93 (22:00)
S 1 : Ep 23
Aired 1/1/93 (22:00)
S 1 : Ep 22
Aired 1/1/93 (22:00)
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