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Yakko: We will prove Dr. Scratchandsniff's innocence beyond a shadow of a doubt.
Judge: I hate puns.
Yakko: We will also prove that justice is not blind--she's cross-eyed.
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Wakko: Do you swear?
Traffic Cop: Yes.
Wakko: Well, you shouldn't, it's not nice.
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Judge: One more pun like that and I'll hold you in contempt!
Yakko: Oh, I've never been to Contempt! Isn't that in New Mexico?
Dot: Can we all go?
Wakko: Do they have bats there? Do they suck blood?
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(fearing the Warners acting as his lawyers wasn't a good choice)
Scratchansniff: I wonder what prison is like...
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Yakko: You're a meter maid?
Traffic Cop: Why, yes.
Yakko: Do you do windows?
Traffic Cop: No!
Yakko: Then what kind of maid are you?!
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Wakko: Do you swear?
Traffic Cop: Why, yes.
Wakko: Well, you shouldn't! It's not nice.
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Judge: Have you subpoenaed a witness?
Yakko: I should certainly hope not! And shame on you for suggesting such a thing!
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Yakko: Now, you just sit here and leave everything to us!
Scratchansniff: (to audience) Help..!
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Judge: (pointing at Yakko) What is the meaning of this?!
Yakko: This is your finger--you have five of them on each hand; unless you're in the circus, that's negotiable.
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Yakko:"Justice isn't blind, she's cross-eyed."