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Czar: All of Russia owes you a debt. Goodbye!
Dot: Goodbye, Czar!
Wakko: What a nice man!
Yakko: I see nothing but good things in his future...then again, I could be wrong!
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(The Warners are trying to think of a way to pull out Rasputin's tooth)
Wakko: What about string?
Yakko: Old-fashioned, but it just might work!
(Yakko puts string around the tooth and he, Wakko and Dot grab the string to pull)
Yakko: On the count of "three", pull. Four!
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Yakko: We're gonna have to deaden the pain with a little Anastasia.
(Anastasia runs over and hits Rasputin over the head with a giant mallet)
Dot: (to audience) Obscure joke. Talk to your parents.
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Yakko: We're gonna have to deaden the pain with a little Anastasia.
(Anastasia runs over and hits Rasputin over the head with a giant mallet)
Dot: (to audience) Obscure joke. Talk to your parents.
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Yakko: We're gonna have to deaden the pain with a little Anastasia.
(Anastasia runs over and hits Rasputin over the head with a giant mallet)
Dot: (to audience) Obscure joke. Talk to your parents.
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Rasputin: Are you sure you guys are real dentists?
Yakko: Actually, dentistry's just a hobby. We're actually professional Shriners!
(The Warners jump into their Shriner cars and start driving in a circle around Rasputin)
Rasputin: Stop! Slow down!
Yakko: Why? Everyone else is "Russian" around here!
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Yakko/Wakko/Dot: (looking at Rasputin's mouth) Oh, the humanity!
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Czar: Rasputin, what are you doing here?
Rasputin: We were just discussing my raise.
Czar: Your raise? But I just gave you a raise yesterday!
(Rasputin starts to hypnotize the Czar)
Rasputin: You want to give me another raise, and...a puppy!
Czar: (in a trance) Yes...yes! (snaps out of it) Oh, Rasputin, there you are! I want to give you another raise, and...a puppy!
Rasputin: If you insist, my Czar.
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Rasputin: Slow down!
Yakko: Why? Everyone else is Russian around here!