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Pinky: We made it inside, Brain!
Brain: Czar Brain.
Pinky: Right, Czar Brain!
Brain: Yes, Pinky. There are fleeting moments where I even amaze myself.
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Brain: He who controls the crown jewels controls Mother Russia!
Pinky: But I thought your mum's name was Desiree...
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(after Pinky kicked Brain into the cage bars while dancing under the conditioning)
Pinky: What are you doing over there, Brain?
Brain: Contemplating your afterlife, Pinky.
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(after Brain has finished singing "I'm a Little Teapot")
Pinky: Egad, Brain! I could watch you do that dance all day. Narf!
Brain: You have watched it all day, Pinky. Sixty-one times, to be exact.
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Brain: Pinky, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants in our size?
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Brain: (under conditioning) I'm a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up, hear me shout; tip me over, pour me out.