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Dr. Scratchensniff: (telling the Warners about a party) The bad news is you can only go if I train you to be polite, clean, well-dressed children on your best behavior.
Dot: I thought you said it was a party!
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Scratchansniff: Get up, get up!
Dot: What, without a treat?
Scratchansniff: Yes!
Yakko: All right, but Shamu wouldn't work under these conditions.
Scratchansniff: Shamu doen't want to go to the party!
Dot: Was she invited?
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Scratchansniff: Stop it, stop that! I am not here to amuse you!
Yakko: Then please stop being so funny!
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Bea Arthur: I'm putting out a swimsuit calendar.
(The Penguin chokes and spits out his food)
The Penguin: Not while I'm eating!
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Scratchansniff: The studio is giving a big fancy party for some new investors with movie stars and everything, and you're invited.
Yakko/Wakko/Dot: Movie stars?!
Yakko: Michelle Pfeiffer!
Dot: Mel Gibson!
Wakko: Don Knotts!
Scratchansniff: There's also some bad news...
Dot: Bea Arthur's putting out a swimsuit calendar?
Scratchansniff: She is?! (thinks) Of course not!
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Scratchansniff: Do you know why you're here?
Yakko: None of us really knows why we're here, although Shopenhauer put forth an interesting theory...
Scratchansniff: That's not what I meant!
Dot: Then why'd you say it?
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Mr. Plotz: Do you know what keeps this company running?
Scratchansniff: Mel Gibson movies?
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Doctor Scratchensniff (to Batman): I don't want to drive the Batmobile, I just want to sit in it.
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Doctor Scratchensniff (to Batman): I don't want to drive the Batmobile, I just want to sit in it.
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Dot: Are you married?
Dr. Scratchnsiff: NO NO NO!!!
Dot: With a temper like that no wonder!
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Doctor: Stop playing with my bust!
Yakko: Goodnight everybody!
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(After receiving the $1 billion check)
Yakko: You know, Doc, there's a lesson to be learned in all this.
Doctor Scratchansniff: What is it?
Yakko: I don't know, but whatever it is, it's worth a billion dollars!
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(After Wayne and Garth take over the band)
Whoopi Goldberg: Who says studio parties don't rock?
Christopher Walken: Let's shindig, darling!
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(Trying to open a giant lobster claw)
Danny Glover: How do you open this thing?
(Mel Gibson breaks it open by slamming his head down on it)
Danny Glover: I'm getting too old for this...
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(The Warners are told to go back up to the tower)
Yakko: Well, I know when we're not wanted. I know when we should just give up and go home...(crawls back down ladder) Now is not one of those times!