Animaniacs

Song Lyrics: Dr. Scratchansniff: One Monday morning, I got up late, And there were these monkeys outside the gate. The guard went to stop them but he had no luck; The monkeys got free and they ran amok. Dr. Scratchansniff: I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do... Yakko, Wakko, Dot: Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do! Dr. Scratchansniff: I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do... Yakko, Wakko, Dot: Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do! Dr. Scratchansniff: My office was run by the studio nurse, I came downstairs and what could be worse? The monkeys were doing a crazy dance; They put buggies in my underpants. Dr. Scratchansniff: I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do... Yakko, Wakko, Dot: Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do! Dr. Scratchansniff: Monkeys danced, then I danced, too... Yakko, Wakko, Dot: Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do! Dr. Scratchansniff: I ran outside to get a stick, But I tell you, friends; those monkeys were quick, 'Cause when I returned, much to my disgrace, Those monkeys had the nurse in a mad embrace! Hello Nurse: I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do... Yakko: Oh, for a nickel, I'll give you a clue... Dot: I didn't know your eyes were blue... Dr. Scratchansniff: I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do! Dr. Scratchansniff: I went to my bath for a shower and shave, The monkeys' gonna put me into my grave... The entire bathroom was laid to waste And they shaved my head with minty toothpaste. Dr. Scratchansniff: I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do... Yakko, Wakko, Dot: Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do! Dr. Scratchansniff: They're crazy nutso, I'm telling you... Yakko, Wakko, Dot: Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do! Dr. Scratchansniff: Well, by this time, I was feeling dread; They were using a shoe brush to shine my head. I asked them to leave, but they stayed around. They pulled the chain and "Whee!", I went down! Dr. Scratchansniff: I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do... Yakko, Wakko, Dot: Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do! Dr. Scratchansniff: Call my lawyer, I'm ready to sue! Yakko, Wakko, Dot: Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do! Dr. Scratchansniff: Well, my patience ran out and I'm telling you, sure... Tomorrow I show those monkeys the door. And if they don't leave, I'm inviting you To my house for dumplings and monkey stew. Dr. Scratchansniff: I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do... Yakko, Wakko, Dot: Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do! Dr. Scratchansniff: Now I'm in the stew... Oh, pooh. Yakko, Wakko, Dot: Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do! Dr. Scratchansniff: Watch out for monkeys, I'm telling you! Yakko, Wakko, Dot: Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do! Yakko, Wakko, Dot: We're not monkeys; we're just cuckoo. Don't know what to say, the Warners won't do!