Animaniacs

Dr. Scratchansniff: I'm starting to think you're not normal. Yakko: Us? Moi? Not normal? Well, I'm as normal as the next kid. Wakko: (standing on his head) Me, too. Dot: (makes a funny face) Me, three.

Lyrics to What are We Wakko: Maybe we are dogs Cute little dogs with ears Woof woof! (pant, pant, pant, pant) And little tails that we can wag Hey! Let's go fetch his slippers and play tag! Dr. Scratchansniff: Hey, get off of me! Dot: Maybe I'm a cat Whaddaya think of that? A lovely cat that all the world adores And here's my kitty paws With little kitty claws Which I like to sharpen on your couch! Dr Scratchansniff: Ahh! That's not funny! Yakko: Maybe I'm a bunny Hoppin' around here happy as I please Or penguins and it's cold, which makes you sneeze. Yakko: I've got it! Of course! Maybe I'm a horse I can live on oats and hay And laugh and run and jump and play And you can ride on me all day! Dr Scratchansniff: No way! Dot: Hey, maybe I'm a skunk Dr Scratchansniff: Oh boy, you really stink! Yakko: A dinosaur might be some fun Dr Scratchansniff: But then you'd be extinct. Dot: Maybe we're all insects Wakko: Do you like bugs and bees? Dr Scratchansniff: You kids are buggy in the head Yakko: Maybe we're giant fleas! Dot: Maybe an electric eel Wakko: Or a seal Dot: Get real! Hey wait a minute, I've got it now Dr Scratchansniff: You do?! Dot: Yes, I do. Yakko, Wakko, Dot: We're not bees and we're not cats Or bugs or horses or things like that. What we are is clear and absolute! What we are, dear doctor... Dot: Is cute! Yakko, Wakko, Dot: Mwah! Dr Scratchansniff: I'm sorry I asked.