Yakko: It's that time again!
Wakko: To make bizarre faces?
Dot: To encourage kids to send us candy?
Yakko: No, it's time to learn today's lesson! And to find out what it is, we turn to the Wheel of Morality. Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn! Tell us the lesson that we should learn...moral #1. And the moral of today's story is: Brush your teeth after every meal. This moral brought to you by the American Dental Association.
Dot: That makes me feel all kinds of warm and squishy. Either that, or I need to wear diapers!