Animorphs

Jake: (in monkey morph) Man, I am dying for a banana right about now.

Cassie: Well, I don't have anything to wear. Rachel: Already covered. You still have that extra money from cleaning the barn for your parents last month? Cassie: That's only for emergencies. Rachel: This is an emergency. A fashion emergency! Let's go.

Marco: Dude, let me ask you something. How come you always get to be the cool things, like dogs and tigers and stuff, and I always have to be like, a duck? Jake: What do you have against ducks? Marco: Nothing. I like ducks. But why can't you be the duck? Jake: Sorry, man, but I can't afford the bill. Marco: Oh, heh heh, why don't you just let me handle the jokes, okay?

Marco: You know, I never thought I'd be saving the world from aliens before I was old enough to get my driver's license.

Visser Three: Well, don't just stand there looking at me! We have a planet to invade.

Jake: Rachel, we're in the middle of an alien invasion. Excuse me for not thinking about something as normal as a school dance. Marco: Yeah, Rach. Rachel: Maybe it wouldn't hurt you to do that once in a while. Marco: You're so inconsiderate, Jake. Ax: This is interesting. I have no idea what you guys are talking about.