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Ax: I'm glad, Tobias. And thank you for sharing your memories with me. It has truly been an honor.
Tobias: Will you stop with the honor stuff? Besides Ax... the honor's all mine.
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Tobias: Man, you could have easily gotten her phone number.
Ax: But all I wanted was ice cream.
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Rachel: Ever since we met Elfangor I've been asking myself, "Why me?" I mean, why us? Why now? It's not like I don't have enough things to deal with. Fighting aliens wasn't exactly on my list.
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Tobias: I guess you carry the weight of the world on your shoulders when you're the guy that's gotta save it.
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Tobias: You went to Cyberia looking and talking like that?
Ax: Like what?
Tobias: That! I mean you look like John Travolta in Grease.
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Ax: Are you certain there will be an adequate sampling of humans who resemble me here?
Cabbie: Kid, I don't shop in malls anymore 'cause they're filled with humans who resemble you.
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Cabbie: Yo kid.. you need a lift?
Ax: No, I need a transport.
Cabbie: Well that's me, get in.
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Random Guy: What? Are you new or something?
Tobias: Yeah, I guess it's kinda written on my forehead.