Tony: I need a hot chocolate and a couple of fat chicks.
(While standing on a cold Paris street corner)
Tony: Hi, I'm Rocco DiSpirito. Welcome to my new themed restaurant... Rats-a-Roni. Ratatouille... Rocco's Ratsarific Restaurant ... It's ratsalicious!
(impersonating "celebrity chef" Rocco DiSpirito)
Tony: How do you say 'Your baguette is poking me in the genitals?'
(Asking his French teacher)
Tony tries absinthe, which is a drink that is banned in the United States. Since it is so sweet and has such a high alcohol content, it was said to have led to insanity.