Tony: Today is Zamir's birthday. And, as any regular viewer of this show knows, it ain't a party until somebody kills a pig.
Tony: (about Dracula's castle) If you detect disappointment in my voice, it's because this sort of castle tour scene is about as interesting to me as poking a dead squirrel with a stick.
The "parental advisory warning" that airs after each commercial break zooms in on a letter "o" that falls and is staked by another letter. Blood spurts out from the impaled letter.