Any Day Now

Kelly: Mom, there's something I need to tell you. M.E.: I'm on the phone. Kelly: I think you should hang up. M.E.: Can't this wait? Kelly: No. Mom, there is a naked woman in your bed. M.E.: (into the phone) Colliar, I'll have to call you back.

Rene: I remember you in all different colored Dashikis and an Afro a mile high. Savannah: Remember when we first went to Spelman they wouldn't even let us wear pants. That's how strict they were. Rene: What possessed you to lock all those trustees into the administrator's room at gunpoint? Savannah: It was the start of the revolution.

Rene There's a Frank Dilingsworth I'm trying to find some information on. Joe: Who is he? Rene: He's my mom's new border. He says he works at the hospital but I can't find any record of him. Joe: Any social security number, phone number, address? Rene: No, just that he lived with his mom until she died recently. Joe: How old is this guy? Rene: Thirty, thirty-five. Joe: Grown man still living with his mother? Sounds like Anthony Perkins in Psycho. What did his mother die of? Rene: I don't know! Joe: You could exhume the body, get an autopsy report.