Any Day Now

Katherine: I remember the day Kelly was born, the doctor said she was the prettiest baby there. You remember that, Mary Elizabeth? M.E.: I remember everything.

Rene: How are you holding up? M.E.: I feel like I'm having an out-of-body experience, I feel like I'm watching a movie that I've seen before only now, Kelly's playing me and I'm playing my mother. Let me tell you, both sides suck.

M.E.: What was that? Colliar: What? M.E.: Usually I have to drag Kelly's butt out of bed to make her go to church on Sunday, since when does she go during the week? Colliar: She's probably just praying that she and what's-his-face will get back together.

Rene: What do you want her to do? M.E.: I want her to give the baby up for adoption. Rene: You want her to give up your grandchild for adoption? M.E.: That's right.

Rene: How far along is she? M.E.: Five weeks, that's better than I did. I waited six months to tell my parents. Rene: I still don't know how you kept it a secret from them that long. M.E.: I put ketchup-covered tampons in the trash. Didn't I ever tell you that?