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M.E.: Just me being friends with Rene was reason enough for my daddy to give me a whipping.
Kelly: Grandpa?
M.E.: Yeah, but I outran the old fart.
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Colliar: I just don't think of Rene as black.
M.E.: Well she is black, and she has been black ever since the day I met her at Mr. Juicy's Market.
Colliar: I just keep thinking back to when we were kids... I remember when that woman...what was her name? Violet... Violet something, they killed her just for having a black man ride in her car.
M.E.: Well not much changes, Colliar, but some things do.
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M.E.: Rene, did you ever sleep with a white guy?
Rene: Yes.
M.E.: Did you ever date a white guy?
Rene: Not seriously.
M.E.: Rene, would you ever marry a white guy?
Rene: You know what, M.E.? One day I'm going to set aside 2 hours and tell you everything about my sex life, everything you want to know, and some things you probably don't!
M.E.: And I'll do the same, in fact, I think I'll do that right now...Colliar.
Rene: Oh...oh!
M.E.: What? That's it.
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M.E.: If she can't go out with Ajoni, how about a Hispanic? Or how about an Egyptian? Or how about a Baptist? Are they okay?
Colliar: Baptist? You're the one who's blowing this out of proportion.
M.E.: Am I?
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Jimmy: What about MY Civil Rights? Just because I'm a junkie, it doesn't give them the right to do this to me. Does it?
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Kelly: Mom, what're you doing with my magazines?
M.E.: Reading them. There's something I don't understand, why are the east coast rappers and the west coast rappers so angry with each other?
Kelly: It's complicated.
M.E.: Poor Biggie and Tupac, what a waste.