Any Day Now

M.E.: There's a tornado heading this way by 2 o'clock and hiding in the basement won't help! Rene: A tornado? M.E.: By the name of Tillie Sims. Rene: Oh boy. M.E.: I think what you mean is 'Dear Lord, please deliver me from this earth by 2 o'clock'.

Tillie: You never saw his father drunk. M.E.: What does that have to do with anything? And now that you mention it, I did see him drunk, I saw him hit Colliar too! The only thing I didn't see was YOU there.

M.E.: A couple of months ago Colliar and I were behind on our payments, and I had to go down and pay in person, and they didn't break my nose for paying what I owed them, so try again.

Colliar: How much do you owe, Mom? Ten thousand? Twenty thousand? They kill people for less than that!