Any Day Now

Rene: I would like to make an announcement. I am not married, I have never been married, and I may never get married.

Lakeisha: I just have one question, how painful is it going to be? I mean to get it removed? Joe: Well let's say you may want to get drunk one last time.

Rene: How many times did you have a knife pulled on you while walking down these halls? M.E.: Huh? Rene: How many times were you called a nigger? M.E.: How many times were you called a nigger lover? Rene: And what did you say when that happened? M.E.: I saw I's proud of it. Rene: Not always. M.E.: No.

Joe: Why does it say Lakeisha Penis Reynolds? Lakeisha: He's joking? Rene, tell me he's joking! Joe: Who would ever name their kid after a...

Joe: Lakeisha may have a bigger problem than just having a penis on her butt. Rene: Excuse me? Joe: The tattoo.