Anything but Love

ABC (ended 1992)


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Episode Guide

    • Those Lips, Those Thais
      Those Lips, Those Thais
      Season 2 - Episode 2
      If he doesn't already feel guilty enough about everything, Marty really feels guilty when his Thailanese foster daughter comes to attend college in Chicago and he is really attracted to her.
    • All About Allison
      All About Allison
      Season 2 - Episode 14
      Marty is the unwitting weapon used by an aspiring young journalist against Hannah, after Hannah helped her get a chance to work for the magazine.
    • Deadline
      Season 1 - Episode 2
      Hannah's first deadline prompts her first fight with Marty when she loses his article in the computer and he doesn't have a backup, much to Pamela's delight.
    • Bang You're Dead
      Bang You're Dead
      Season 2 - Episode 7
      Hannah loves Marty's psychiatrist to death and Marty finds it difficult to cope with being shrinkless. Marty has a final session with his shrink casket-side.
    • Just the Facts, Ma'am
      Just the Facts, Ma'am
      Season 2 - Episode 6
      Hannah sweet-talks Bradley, a fact checker, into letting a libelous quotation into her article, this all leads to a 10 million dollar libel suit and Hannah having to fire him.
    • This is Not a Date
      This is Not a Date
      Season 1 - Episode 6
      Hannah is down in the dumps and Marty gets dumped, so the two of them go out together, for her birthday and the end of his relationship with Alice- but it's "not a date".
    • Gimme an "O"
      Gimme an "O"
      Season 4 - Episode 5
      Hannah makes a joke about the best sex she ever had, Marty sets out to find out the details after he finds out it wasn't him.
    • Fear of Flying
      Fear of Flying
      Season 1 - Episode 1
      Hannah decides to quit teaching and leave her boyfriend, Jack, and return home to Chicago to become a writer. On the flight home to Chicago, Hannah meets and helps Marty deal with his fear of flying and he tells her about a research job open at Chicago Monthly, the magazine where he is a writer. Hannah goes down the magazine to apply for the job, meets the editor and is challenged to write a 2,000 word article on "the tortilla wars, does Chicago prefer corn or flour?" for 9 o'clock the following morning.moreless
    • Mr. Mom
      Mr. Mom
      Season 2 - Episode 5
      Hannah finds out that her mother had her heart donated. She finds the new owner is a depressed man, who is not living his prolonged life to its fullest, the way Hannah envisioned the recipient would.
    • It's Better to Have Loved and Flossed
      A trip to the dentist for Marty also includes making a date with Robin and she is more than ready for a relationship and proves it by overreacting to a little kiss.
    • Ch-Ch-Changes
      Season 2 - Episode 1
      Hannah returns from a vacation to find that the magazine has been bought by a corporation and the hip new editor comes in and begins to stir things up, especially Marty who considers resigning. Hannah becomes a writer, the magazine is changed to a weekly format and is renamed The Chicago Weekly and an English book and theater critic is brought into review television.moreless
    • Hearts and Bones
      Hearts and Bones
      Season 2 - Episode 10
      Hannah insists she's not jealous of Marty's new girlfriend and invites them to dinner to prove it. When his date appears to be choking, Hannah delivers the Heimleich maneuver and breaks a rib, but she's not jealous.
    • Thirty... Something
      Thirty... Something
      Season 2 - Episode 22
      Hannah's 30th birthday is no party for her when she takes time to reflect on her life and love. Hannah's little voice inside her head tells her that what's missing is Marty.
    • Truth or Consequences
      Truth or Consequences
      Season 2 - Episode 8
      Catherine makes everyone take a lie detector test when she suspects someone on the staff is leaking gossip about her to an underground rag.
    • Dorothy Dearest
      Dorothy Dearest
      Season 1 - Episode 5
      Marty is in turmoil when his mother stops by for a visit and Hannah gets him face his relationship with her, so he can get rid of all the angst it generates.
    • Scared Straight
      Scared Straight
      Season 2 - Episode 4
      Marty and Hannah trade bylines to prove that Catherine is using favoritism in choosing articles for publication, and Marty winds up jail protecting "his" source.
    • It's My Party and I'll Schvitz If I Want To
      An unexpected heat wave puts a damper on a party Hannah tries throwing because she wants to warm up her relationship with Catherine.
    • M is For the Many Things She Forgot She Gave Me
      Marty must place his mother in a home when her failing memory begins to force the issue.
    • Scream a Little Scream
      Scream a Little Scream
      Season 3 - Episode 10
      Catherine tries scream therapy as a way to reduce tension. Robin becomes a fifth wheel in her relationship with Hannah and Marty.
    • Isn't It Romantic?
      Isn't It Romantic?
      Season 3 - Episode 9
      On Valentine's Day, Marty must find a way to rekindle their relationship when Hannah decides the fire has gone out.
    • A Tale of Two Kiddies
      A Tale of Two Kiddies
      Season 4 - Episode 3
      A young girl gets to be editor for the day, which sets the tone for Marty and Hannah imagining what love would have been like if they had met at a younger age. They do this while celebrating their 1st anniversary of knowing each other.
    • I Feel a Cult Coming On
      I Feel a Cult Coming On
      Season 4 - Episode 2
      Marty exposes a cult and they retaliate by exposing facts about the staff. Marty becomes worried because he has one thing about him and Catherine that he hasn't yet mentioned to Hannah.
    • Enormous Changes at the Last Minute
      A home pregnancy test turns up positive. Hannah and Marty make plans to get married in a hurry; however, the doctor's results are a bit different.
    • Pot of Gold
      Pot of Gold
      Season 3 - Episode 11
      A new magazine puts feelers out for Hannah, so Catherine plans to give her a raise to keep her. Consequently, Marty's self-esteem drops because she'll make more than he does.
    • Training Film
      Training Film
      Season 4 - Episode 6
      Marty's bad day is made worse when Hannah takes him on a train trip but the only thing on his mind is "Murder on the Wisconsin Express".
    • First Lady Sings the Blues
      First Lady Sings the Blues
      Season 4 - Episode 7
      Marty becomes obsessed when he finds out his cholesterol is too high, meanwhile Hannah provides shelter interviews the widow of a deposed monarch and is she a royal pain.
    • Marty Walks
      Marty Walks
      Season 4 - Episode 17
      When Catherine won't print one of his stories, Marty quits the magazine and Hannah is left holding Marty's big article on airline safety. Hannah becomes the arbitrator in their dispute.
    • The Waiting
      The Waiting
      Season 4 - Episode 16
      As Hannah sits in a specialist's office awaiting the results of her biopsy, she reflects on the past week of living with this secret from Marty.
    • Tryst and Shout
      Tryst and Shout
      Season 4 - Episode 15
      Mike's wife is out of town for a while, so Hannah invites him over for dinner and then he hits it off with Robin and Hannah becomes worried, what if he hits on her?
    • Adventures in Baby-sitting
      Adventures in Baby-sitting
      Season 3 - Episode 8
      Hannah gets called away and Marty is left totally alone to entertain Hannah's 5-year-old niece, Marty's appendix has other ideas.
    • Angst for the Memories
      Angst for the Memories
      Season 4 - Episode 14
      The visit of Hannah's friend, Rachel, disturbs Marty who thinks Hannah will unlike the fact that she and Marty once had a one-night stand.
    • Catherine Honey, I'm Home
      Catherine Honey, I'm Home
      Season 4 - Episode 13
      Catherine seeks cooking advice from Hannah when the husband from her open marriage suddenly shows up, wanting a divorce because he has found a new mate.
    • I'd Kill for a Mink
      I'd Kill for a Mink
      Season 4 - Episode 12
      Robin and the Animal Rescue Front (ARF), a group of animal rights activists, are after Marty when he writes an article they don't agree with. Marty is after them when their pet mink bites him. This is all further complicated by the fact Catherine needs to keep fur ads in the magazine to keep their budget intact.moreless
    • The Call of the Mild
      The Call of the Mild
      Season 4 - Episode 11
      Marty, Jules & Mike go to a wild man weekend in which Marty refuses to take part, Jules decides to right Catherine's wrongs and Mike writes a poem.
    • Salmonella is Coming to Town
      Salmonella is Coming to Town
      Season 4 - Episode 10
      Jules cost cuts on a holiday dinner for the homeless, with sickening results. When Hannah convinces Marty to go all out for Christmas, she gets the idea that he has, by getting a new apartment for them.
    • My New Best Friend
      My New Best Friend
      Season 3 - Episode 7
      Hannah befriends the mistress of a billionaire just to get her exclusive story, but regrets it later when she finds out what she is really like.
    • The Torrid Zone
      The Torrid Zone
      Season 3 - Episode 6
      Much to Hannah's dismay, Marty must accompany a swimsuit model to the Caribbean for an interview during her latest photo shoot.
    • Partying is Such Sweet Sorrow
      Partying is Such Sweet Sorrow
      Season 2 - Episode 17
      Marty's girlfriend plans a surprise birthday party for him, but he surprises her and everyone else by breaking up with her, before everybody yells surprise.
    • Three Men on a Match
      Three Men on a Match
      Season 2 - Episode 16
      Hannah and Marty go out to dinner with Robin to help her celebrate her un-anniversary. After seeing Robin's ex-husband there, each has a different perspective on how the restaurant caught fire. Everyone turned their heads when they walked across the room.
    • Proof It All Night
      Proof It All Night
      Season 2 - Episode 15
      When the staff is gearing up for an all-niter to get out their election issue, Hannah gets excited; however Marty is less than enthusiastic, especially when the election is close, the night is long and the candidate he thought was a lock, loses and he has no material.
    • Hotel of the Damned
      Hotel of the Damned
      Season 2 - Episode 13
      When the magazine needs a new cover story in less than 20 hours, Hannah & Marty must go to a hotel to write the story. While searching for an angle on the story, Hannah decides the mood may be just right to check out the bed with Marty.
    • Breast of Friends
      Breast of Friends
      Season 2 - Episode 12
      Marty nurses a bruised ego when he sings show tunes on a news talk show and Hannah makes a celebrity out of a woman who was thrown out of a restaurant for nursing her baby.
    • Stop Me Before I... Again (2)
      Stop Me Before I... Again (2)
      Season 4 - Episode 9
      Patrick tries to set Marty up with the triplets, who love Jewish men, featured in his exhibition so he can discredit him in the eyes of Hannah and strengthen his own position.
    • The Icewoman Cometh
      The Icewoman Cometh
      Season 2 - Episode 18
      Marty may become editor after a corporate trouble-shooter comes in, evaluates the magazine and decides Catherine is out and he is in, never mind that Marty slept with her. A little corporate blackmail may work wonders to save Catherine's job, using Marty as the tool.
    • Hooray for Hollywood
      Hooray for Hollywood
      Season 2 - Episode 19
      A friend of Marty's, a Hollywood producer, decides to "do lunch" with Hannah when he wants to make a movie about one of her stories, something Marty has rejected for a long time.
    • Robin Q. Public
      Robin Q. Public
      Season 2 - Episode 20
      When Catherine gets the impression that the magazine may have become too high brow, she searches out the everyman's opinion. When she hears Robin's thoughts, she is impressed and takes her on as a consultant and the entire staff becomes on edge.
    • The Day After
      The Day After
      Season 3 - Episode 5
      Marty and Hannah have their first relationship-related fight the next day at work when Marty must edit her article and Hannah resents the changes.
    • Long Day's Journey into... What
      Long Day's Journey into... What
      Season 3 - Episode 4
      After Hannah & Marty complete their relationship they begin to fantasize how everyone at the office will react.
    • Hello... Mali (3)
      Hello... Mali (3)
      Season 3 - Episode 3
      As Hannah prepares to accompany Patrick to the jungle, he and Marty contend with the urban jungle; there Patrick shows his true colors.
    • Martus Interruptus (2)
      Martus Interruptus (2)
      Season 3 - Episode 2
      Patrick thinks that he has a great working chemistry with Hannah when they put together a their story on toxic-waste, so he offers he a chance to work with him in West Africa.
    • Say it Again, Han (1)
      Say it Again, Han (1)
      Season 3 - Episode 1
      The development of their romance is put on hold when Patrick Serreau, a world class photographer, comes to Chicago to take pictures for the magazine. Patrick's interest in taking pictures isn't as great as his interest in Hannah.
    • The Days of Whine and...
      The Days of Whine and...
      Season 2 - Episode 21
      A woman arrives and threatens to make Brian's life a living hell, by threatening to get back at him for the bad review he gave that caused her husband to die. Hannah meets Marty's ex-fiancee at his family's Seder and sees that the old flame may still be lit.
    • Burning the Toad (a.k.a. The Jack Story)
      Hannah's old boyfriend and Marty's ex-college roommate are one in the same person, and Jack tries to convince her that he has changed. Meanwhile, Hannah and Marty are working on a story that will expose a charity scam.
    • Stop Me Before I... Again (1)
      Stop Me Before I... Again (1)
      Season 4 - Episode 8
      Patrick Serreau returns for the opening of a gallery show featuring his erotic pictures, but he shows no sign of his old lecherous self to a disbelieving Hannah.
    • Love and Death
      Love and Death
      Season 1 - Episode 4
      Marty doesn't want anyone to know he is living in fear when he receives his first death threat.
    • Woman on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown
      Catherine's decides to become "ordinary," after being snubbed of a mention in pop-culture legend's recently published diaries, and leaves Marty in charge of the magazine. The "Squaddies" protest Brian's review of the latest Star Squad movie and storm the newsroom to make Brian come to their convention.