Meatwad: He's inside... Slaying the chess dragon.
(Cuts to Ezekial facing Chess dragon)
Chess Dragon: K..E..2..2..E..3
Ezekial: Bishop E5 to E4. Check.
(Meatwad and Shake walk in. Chess dragon looks at board then moves his king all over the board knocking down Ezekial pieces.)
Chess Dragon: K..E..3..2..E..103
Ezekial: You can't do that! That square does not exist! That's a blatant violation of the governing rules!
Chess Dragon: K..S..U..C..2..K..I..T
Ezekial: Yea ha ha. Checkmate. Your the hippopotamus!
(Chess Dragon gets up and starts breathing fire while running out of the room.)
Meatwad: Alriiight. Yeah eZ. Hey, no buddy could beat chess dragon. Not even me. And I'm retarded.