The Aqua Teens and Carl visit a fast food restaurant, Wongburger. They each rip off a sticker for a prize; Carl's says that Tonight he will get his dick ripped off and he is alarmed by his "prize." Later, a group of dicks shows up to take Carl's dick so the Aqua Teens tell him to hide.
Back at Wongburger, the owner is a giant dick. He is creating a dick ship to take him back to his home planet. As Wongburger orders around his dick minions, Frylock tries to come up with a plan to save Carl.
Frylock decides to make Carl into a woman and gives him pills; he removed his dick so no one else would be able to do so, and realizes that his plan is a little silly. To deter the dick minions, the Aqua Teens confront Wongburger. Frylock suggests that he call someone to come get him from his home planet.
As the Aqua Teens watch TV, they find out on the news that the dick ship crashed into Wongburger headquarters. Shake finds Carl's dick in the trash and eats it - believing it is a hot dog.