Aqua Teen Hunger Force Forever

Season 1 Episode 17

Mail Order Bride

Aired Unknown Dec 22, 2002 on Cartoon Network
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Mail Order Bride

As a Christmas present to themselves, Shake and Carl split the cost of a mail-order bride from Chechnya. Unfortunately, once she gets a look at her new husbands-to-be, she panics and locks herself in Carl's house.

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  • Mail Order Bride

    The Good:

    -"You read it backwards, fool."

    -"Why don't you try a shirt with sleeves if you've got one, Romeo."

    -Meatwad gets hair for Christmas and wears it during "Mail Order Bride."

    -"She got the car." "Well, technically it's half hers now, right? Or a third, I don't know."

  • Shake and Carl split the costs of a Russian mail-order bride as their Christmas present

    I thought that this was an excellent episode of "Aqua Teen Hunger Force". The story was very clever and creative, all of the characters' parts in this episode was absolutely hilarious, and everything was just terrific. Carl and Shake splitting the cost of a Russian mail-order bride as their Christmas present was absolutely hilarious. It was hilarious when Shake and Carl were frightening the Russian mail-order bride and she runs inside Carl's house and locks it which means that Carl is stuck outside of his own house. The Meatwad/Frylock plot was also very funny when Meatwad is waiting for his Christmas present to come and he takes forever. Now this isn't exactly what Meatwad said but he said something close like "Santa Claus better get his fatass over here so I can open my present" was very funny... that's not exactly what he said but it was close to that. Shake and Carl marrying that Russian mail-order bride and then that mail-order bride leaving Carl and Shake at the end of the episode was very funny. Meatwad giving his present to Frylock was very funny. Meatwad cheering up Carl about the Russian mail-order bride by giving him a stick for Christmas was absolutely hilarious at the very end of the episode was absolutely hilarious. Overall, an excellent episode of "Aqua Teen Hunger Force". 10/10moreless
  • Nice.

    Spoilers.. maybe.

    Awww, poor misplaced,unloved DJ.

    Well, this episode made me appreciate my Christmas, a heck of a lot more. A pretty funny addition to a hilarious series. Oh,my gosh. To be Svetlana... I would probably choose Shake, life would be easier to cook instead of... 'cook' for Carl. I love the older episodes so much better, since they start with Dr. Weird and Steve. I mean, the space guys are funny, but nobody comes close to Dr. Weird and Steve. I will have to admit, watching this really made me want to buy a hot glue gun. Ha.

    Well, I am off to watch more.moreless
George Lowe

George Lowe

George The Wedding DJ

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Rita McGrath

Rita McGrath


Guest Star

C. Martin Croker

C. Martin Croker

Dr. Weird, Steve

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Schoolly D

Schoolly D


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  • TRIVIA (5)

  • QUOTES (11)

    • Frylock: Oh, well Santa hasn't come yet.
      Meatwad: Well that old fat man better get his elves in gear!

    • Meatwad: Can I open a present?
      Frylock: Well I suppose. It is Christmas, I don't see why not.
      Meatwad: We don't have any presents. That's why not.

    • Carl: Does she get the car?
      Meatwad: Well, technically, it's half hers now, right? Or a third, I don't know.

    • Frylock: By the power vested in me by the state of New Jersey, I now pronounce you men and wife…you may kiss the door.

    • Meatwad: Statistics…they show…that there are more children in the world today…that's China's fault.
      Frylock: Where do you get this information?
      Meatwad: Regis.

    • Shake: Look merry, dammit!

    • Carl: I wanna make sure that both of us marryin' her is gonna be…you know, legal.
      Shake: Of course it is! What, are you kidding me? Santa Claus ain't legal and he's around!
      Carl: Yeah, well, I guess that makes sense, ya know…

    • Carl: Oh man, I cannot wait. I got the oils, the candles, the works! When does that babe get here?
      Shake: Carl don't refer to her as a babe, please. She is a Chechnian prostitute, and you will address her as such!

    • Carl: (Smells armpits) Ohhhhhhhhhh. Oh boy, that's rotten. I'm gonna take another shower before...the dirtiness.
      Shake: Yeah why don't you take about five more and while you're at it try a shirt with sleeves if you got one, Romeo.

    • Carl: Hey Fryman, you think I could get you to ah, bring your laser eyes out here and uh...blow a frickin' hole in my wall?
      Frylock: What's wrong Carl?
      Carl: Well for starters, she barricaded herself inside my house. And every time I knock she screams at me in this like, language. It's like some demon yelling at me or something.

    • Meatwad: Carl should remember the reason for the season.
      Shake: Yeah, the reason for the pleasin.' And I haven't gotten too much pleasin'! And Carl had better get his ass with the program!

  • NOTES (0)


    • Romeo & Juliet
      Shake: Why don't you try a shirt with sleeves if you got one, Romeo.
      Shake is nicknaming Carl one of the title characters. This is an iconic, tragic romance first popularized by the famous playwright, William Shakespeare.

    • From Russia with Love
      From Russia with Affektion; this sentence is written on top of the paper that Svetlana has when she first arrives.
      Besides the fact it is spelled wrong, this is statement is a parody of the James Bond movie From Russia with Love.

    • Regis Philbin
      Frylock: Where do you get this information?
      Meatwad: Regis
      Meatwad is referring to the TV show host, who is best known as one of the original host of Live with Regis and Kathy Lee and as the host of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.