www.yzzerdd: It's only $44.95 a month. That's pennies a day.
Frylock: Look, I didn't sign up for this crap. It was my roommate's doing.
www.yzzerdd: Surely this convenience entices you! Pornography and online gaming at hundreds of times the speed of your normal advertising service provider! It's so easy to use, and the surgery to implant it in the base of your skull is so painless that its no wonder I'm number one!