-"He says he'd rather take his food out on the lawn, where there are witnesses."
-"Drop the chainsaw if you want him to live." Master Shake does not drop the chainsaw.
-The robotic turkey makes a funny, clicking noise when he walks and gets excited about Taco Pie.
-Turkey Tron gets drunk and thinks the curtains are a time rift.
-Turkey Tron is not as funny as the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future.