Carl: (Sniffs the air) Whatta ya got over there? It smells...edible.
Turk-E-Tron: Is that a time rift?
Frylock: No. It's a curtain
Turk-E-Tron: Is that a taco pie?
Meatwad: Yes. It's black because I added all the food coloring.
Meatwad: What's a fellowship?
Shake: It's the gay bar down by the airport.
Meatwad: Hey Carl. Carl: Is that all you're gonna say? Are we done here?
Turk-E-Tron: In the future tacos are banned...and I think we all know why.
Frylock: Yeah Shake. Everyone in the future carries their belongings around in a plastic bag
Shake: That's a future bag, I say that with all confidence. (Shake and Meatwad look in the bag
Meatwad: These tube socks haven't been washed.
Shake: Why do you have a bar of soap in here? You're a friggin' robot!
Turk-E-Tron: Excuse me? (Holds up a sock) These are weapons! They are all laser-guided and I get crazy if you touch them!
Meatwad: Well we're not American, yet, until we pass that test. That test's a bitch.
Carl: (Seeing the hundreds of Tom Turkeys on his lawn) You have got to be frickin' kidding me...
Turk-E-Tron: This reminds me of a long and boring story...
Dr. Weird rips off a head at the beginning and puts it on, declaring, "There can be only one!"
He is ripping off the head of Space Ghost from Space Ghost Coast to Coast.
Dr. Weird: There can be only one!
This is a line from the movie.
Meatwad: Bird is the word.
This is a reference to the song "Surfin' Bird (Bird is the Word)" by The Trashmen.