Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1

Carl: (Commenting on his pimped out pool) Oh, sweet, sweet nectar; it's like my car is tearin' ass around the backyard! But it's staying still. Still waters run deep.
Master Shake: Yeah, Carl! Sweet! That is tricked out, my friend. Turbo. Very sweet.
Carl: You stay away from it because you are weird.

(Balloonenstein, a huge balloon is causing an electric storm in the sea. Frylock and Meatwad are trying to destroy it) Frylock: Look. I need to remove your brain so I can create a cavity in you so you can float. Then all I need you to do is roll around in this broken glass for a little bit. (innocent grin) Frylock: C'mon, it'll be fun! Meatwad: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Hell, no! (Frylock removes his brain) Meatwad: Oh. I mean, okay!

Meatwad, in the dryer: Help me! Frylock: What was that? Master Shake: Oh, those are my talking pants; they say 'help me' every time you try to zip them up, it's very annoying. Frylock: You don't wear pants!

Master Shake: Meatwad, it's spaghetti time! Oh, boy! Spaghetti, huh? Meatwad: All right! Spaghetti! Now that's Italian! Master Shake: Yeah, it is! There it is! Eat it! Meatwad: That don't look like no spaghetti at all. Master Shake: (Puts TV cord on plate with silverware) There, now it's spaghetti. Now eat it. Meatwad: This noodle's black...and it's hooked up to the TV set. Master Shake: Put it in your mouth, come on! Meatwad: You're messin' with me, aren't you? Master Shake: Oh, you're right. I'm very sorry. The real spaghetti got wet when I was boiling it, so it's in the dryer. Meatwad: Well why didn't you say so, it's probably done by now. Let's get it!

Meatwad: Can opener!

Frylock: I need your brain. Meatwad: For what? I need my brain!

Frylock: How long were you in that dryer? Meatwad: Like a week! Master Shake: No, it was like 3 days. It wasn't a week!

Master Shake: Yeah, Carl! Sweet! That is tricked out my friend. Turbo! Very sweet. Carl: You stay away from it because you are weird.

Meatwad: Where are my popsicles? Frylock: Damn! Shake: Is that you, God?

Shake: Why don't you marry the vortex if you love it so much?

Meatwad: Everybody hates me because they die or get hurt. Well Squirrelly doesn't hate me, he loves me. Where's my buddy Squirrelly? Frylock: Oh here he is. (Hands Meatwad the squirrel) I found him faceup in the hallway after your last little hug. Meatwad: Squirrelly no! Squirrelly... Squirrelly. Frylock: Yeah, I think you better stop huggin' him now, he's startin' to smoke. Meatwad: NO!!!

Meatwad: Do not insult what little intelligence I have.

Frylock: Dammit, he needs his brain. Otherwise he's just gonna float around forever saying "do what now?" Meatwad: (Off in the distance) Do what now?

Frylock: Damn. What dimension was that? CARL! YOUR HANDS! Carl: Yeah, I know, I see them, they're very big. Well it was fun, I'm gonna go take a nap now and then I think I'm gonna call uh... some hospitals.