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Master Shake: Well... Dracula called, and he's coming tonight for you, and I said okay.
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(Mothmonsterman has strung Carl up in a silk cocoon)
Frylock: What did you do to Carl?
Mothmonsterman: Oh, yeah, I laid my eggs in his esophagus. You know, I gotta propagate my species and... he's being a real baby about it.
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Shake: We are truly sorry and it probably won't ever happen again.
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Shake: Well, whoever's trouble it is, they will have to catch a bus and tell us.
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Shake: Here's the water. (He pours a bunch of water out of his straw) Now we're demons. Does anyone know how to do that?
Meatwad: I do! Wait, no I don't.
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Meatwad: Here's a fun idea, let's get some catfish.
Shake: No, let's go nail ourselves to the cart and pull me home! Because this vacation is over.
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Frylock: You put a brownie in my cloning device didn't you?
Shake: No. Yes. I don't know. Maybe.
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Shake: These are reverse vampires. They crave the sun.
Frylock: Oh really?
Shake: Yeah, they love it. They love to get tans.
Frylock: No kidding. Where are they from?
Shake: Um, well, ahh, Tan-sylvania.
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Meatwad: Give me the funnies.
Shake: No! You can read the coupons.
Meatwad: No, I want the funnies.
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Shake: Can I have my cord back please?
Carl: No, I'm just gonna keep it, seeing as how it's mine.
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Meatwad: Do they eat meat? Shake: Ahh, ferociously. I mean where have you been?
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Shake: For your one precious tooth? Take it, what's the point. You're gonna lose it soon anyway. When I kick it out of your mouth when you're asleep.
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Master Shake: Then it must be...uh.. Dracula!
Meatwad: Dracula?!
Master Shake: It is Dracula!
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Dr. Weird: (laughing maniacally) Gentlemen. Behold! The Moth... Oh no! Mothmonsterman no! Come back!
Steve: He has escaped!
Dr. Weird: Yes, through the hole! (begins walking but than snap his ankle) My banana!
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Shake: What do you want from me?!
Mothmonsterman: I want the light turned on.
Shake: I don't have the blood you crave! (starts whimpering)
Mothmonsterman: Blood? Ugh, no - I don't want the blood, I really want to see the light turned on, alright? If I don't have it on by nightfall, (honks the horn of the bus) I'm gonna lay on this horn big time, alright? ...Then I will probably call you back.
Shake: To suck my blood? (continues whimpering)
Mothmonsterman: Yeah, sure...
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Meatwad: Sounds like someone's flapping wings up there. It's the tooth fairy, tryin' to beat its way in!
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Shake: (with headphones on) THE "D" ON THE GRAVE STANDS FOR DRACULA! GUESS WHAT THE "D" STANDS FOR, HUH, IT STANDS FOR DRACULA!
Frylock: Shake will you turn that down!?!?
Shake: You do not need to raise your voice at me!
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Frylock: Dracula is dead and buried, Shake. And I'm going to show you his grave. Pack a bag. We're going to Memphis .
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Frylock: Look, my point is Dracula is dead.
Shake: Yeah I know, I know. I rented the head phones.
Frylock: So that bus outside of our house, is not Dracula.
Shake: I know, its the ghost of Dracula.
Frylock: It's a damn school bus!
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Frylock: Hey Carl.
Shake: Carl! Hey!
Meatwad: Good morning Carl.
Carl: Yeah it is a good morning there, little man. It's three in the morning!
Shake: Carl, did you see our flag? Pretty boss, huh?
Carl: Look, all I know is that this cord here was plugged into my house, and your house was glowing like the frickin' sun! So I put two and two together there eh, and decided that you're pissin' me off.
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Meatwad: Hey, which one of you left the door open... and tore it off the hinges and threw it in the yard?