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Meatwad: (Comforting Randy) It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside - whether you're white or black or Sasquatch even, as long as you follow your dream, no matter how crazy or against the law it is. Except for Sasquatch; if you're Sasquatch, the rules are different.
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Carl: (refering to a strip club) well... 20 bucks, 20 minutes. One Friday, me and you fry-man--blow the lid off the joint! Yeah! Heh Heh!
Frylock: i don't think so Carl.
Carl: What? You gay?
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Master Shake: Eh? Who are you?
Randy: I'm Randy the Astonishing. What, you see something you like down there?
Master Shake: What? No!
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Randy: All office furniture over 50% off! All office furniture over 50% off!
Meatwad: Hey that sounds like a good deal!
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Meatwad: Check out my new shape, it's a little weird, but I think you'll like it.
Inside-Out Boy: (mutters incoherently)
Meatwad: Samurai Lincoln? What are you smoking?
Randy: Ah, that's a fine Wayne Gretsky.
Meatwad: Yeah, I wanted to kick off the hockey season just right.
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Frylock: You sold Meatwad to the circus, didn't you?
Shake: Everyday I buy and sell people like you! But no, I did not do that. But based on what I'm hearing here... someone may have.
Frylock: How much Shake?
Shake: Two.
Frylock: Two? Two what?
Shake: Two dollars. What? What's wrong with that? (Cut to shot at circus, the sign reads $2.50) Two dollars and fifty cents! Are they out of their mind?!?
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Shake: Look, part of the issue is that I'm not being promoted right...or laughed at enough.
Randy: Part of the issue is that you're a dud.
Shake: I think your marketing department ...is ... the dud.
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Frylock: Wow, Shake! That's very generous of you!
Shake: You know how I am, Frylock...part of my selfless nature...Meatwad, get in this bag!
Frylock: What?
Shake: What? I got air holes...it's a joke! It's a joke! Ah, come on, don't get in that bag, you little meat! (New scene, at the dumpster) Now you stay in that bag.