Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1

Master Shake buys an obsolete contraption known as an "E-Helmet", which is an extremely primitive cell phone/media player. He offers one to Frylock, who already has the latest in both cell phones and MP3 players. Everything he has causes Shake to go out and buy more ridiculous additions to the E-Helmet.

Meanwhile, possession of Frylock's E-Helmet goes from Meatwad, who uses it to send text messages such as "Meat Rulz", to Carl, who uses it to watch animal porn. He also acquires an "E-iano", an electronic piano attachment that Shake has for his E-Helmet that takes any song you can possibly think of and turn it into a ragtime song. Shake also has a set of electronic drums called "E-Toms", which drown out the E-iano.

Eventually, it begins to rain and Shake procures a set of mechanical legs to transport him and Carl inside. Frylock won't let Shake into the house wearing all of that, and to make matters worse the only set of legs that work are Carl's. This causes a problem when the set of legs repeatedly walks into Shake, making it look like the two are humping.

Shake orders Frylock to get an "intelligence helmet", which would cause the whole situation to resolve itself and get Carl away from Shake. Frylock is only able to procure a helmet with the intelligence of a small child, which backfires when the helmet spots Carl's pool and wants to go swimming. Both Shake and Carl end up in the pool and are being electrocuted as the episode ends.